Trump Isn’t Into Anal, Melania Never Poops, And Other Things He Told Howard Stern

[RandySF]

Donald Trump has made several memorable appearances on The Howard Stern Show, where he is often at his most candid and crude.

Trump told Stern in 2004 he is not a fan of anal sex.

In a separate 2004 appearance, Trump engaged in an especially peculiar conversation about his girlfriend Melania (now his wife), saying he had never witnessed her pass gas or defecate.

In yet another Stern show, Trump said dating was dangerous because of women with sexually transmitted infections. He compared it to the Vietnam War.


https://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/trump-isnt-into-anal-melania-never-poops-and-other-things-he?utm_term=.bj209W1Mw#.wcdbN1DRW

[kestrel91316]

1. Please tell me that's actually from The Onion.

[RandySF]

2. Unfortunately, no.

[sofa king]

3. Hmm. What can we therefore conclude...

... from the obvious fact that he rarely, if ever, tells the truth?

[3catwoman3]

4. I have to wonder how many people have...

...actually witnessed their spouses defecate. My husband and I have been married 34 years, and we both insist on bathroom privacy for bodily functions.

There is a thing as too much togetherness.

[Jamaal510]

6. I'm thinking he

meant that he never saw her use the bathroom with the purpose of taking a dump. As crazy as he is, I doubt even he would want use the same bathroom at the same time as somebody else.

[pansypoo53219]

5. sounds like he never wears a condom.

[auntpurl]

7. So presidential.

[Warren DeMontague]

8. Does sticking your own head up your ass count as anal sex?

[3catwoman3]

12. Thank you for the...

...ear;y morning belly laugh. That was excellent!

[B Calm]

9. So this is his idea of sacrifice. Dating super models.

[Warren DeMontague]

10. But... He's "made structures"!

You telling me it's not a sacrifice to have a 80 floor tower with your big ass honkin name on it dominating skyline of a major metropolitan area?

Good God man, what do you think the word MEANS!?!?!

[Orsino]

11. Therefore he is and she does.

That was easy.