Donald Trump rescued from Colorado Springs elevator

[wyldwolf]

No word yet if he blames Clinton for rigging the elevator ...

COLORADO SPRINGS - Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump had to be rescued from an elevator Friday afternoon -- just 30 minutes before he was slated to speak at the University of Colorado – Colorado Springs.


http://www.9news.com/mb/news/local/donald-trump-rescued-from-colorado-springs-elevator/284587130

[Motley13]

1. He can sue

[tanyev]

2. Ooh, that had to be Hillary's fault!

[Thinkingabout]

4. If not Hillary then move on to Obama, retaliating for the birther claim.

[lapucelle]

3. And Trump will use this as an excuse for not paying the venue fee.

[thucythucy]

5. Let me guess:

he and his minions chose to ignore the weight limit posted by the local inspectors.

'Cause, you know, we don't need no stinkin' safety regulations.

[jberryhill]

6. Why not just leave him there?

What fool thought it was a good idea to let him out?

[treestar]

10. ROFL!

It doesn't say how long he was stuck, which I am curious about. I feel for the other 9 people. Though they may be associated with him, still it has to suck to be stuck in a confined space with the orange one.

[jberryhill]

17. They got on the elevator with him

You pays yer nickel and you makes yer choice.

[63splitwindow]

30. Being stuck in an elevator with that fatass bloviator is stuff for nightmares. Can't wait for the

comedy skits.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

19. DUzy !

[rjsquirrel]

26. Lol exactly!

[grubbs]

7. I did not

Know the elevators could be patriotic.

[rjsquirrel]

27. Ha!

[spooky3]

40. Very good!!

[prarie deem]

8. Did one think

to tell him to push a button?

[KewlKat]

14. DUZY

[liberal N proud]

16. That did it!

[jberryhill]

32. Hard to do with those tiny fingers

[In_The_Wind]

9. Why

Oh why, oh why did they rescue him

[Snotcicles]

11. Even machines hate him. nt

[madamesilverspurs]

12. It has been suggested

that Colorado Springs is where Republicans go to give God his marching orders. Perhaps Trump was on the receiving end of a celestial message of disapproval (not to suggest that Trump would listen). Or maybe it was just a mechanical glitch. Ya never know.

[GaYellowDawg]

13. How ironic!

The man who would close doors to so many, had the doors closed on him.
The man who would shaft America, got stuck in the shaft.

And most importantly...

The man who reviled the fire marshal got rescued by him.

[asiliveandbreathe]

15. drumpf sure does know how to keep his name in the news -

and it's free....pathetic...so who let the dog out??

[jberryhill]

18. That's why he prefers escalators

It's much easier to be rescued from a stuck escalator.

[RonniePudding]

20. That may be literally the only thing I have in common with him

The idea of getting stuck in an elevator packed with 9 other people makes me uneasy just thinking about it as a claustrophobic. I'm also scared of heights so the ladder business would be a double whammy.

That said, it's hilarious to think of trump on a ladder.

[jberryhill]

31. I got stuck on an escalator for several hours once

[RonniePudding]

37. I'd take that 7 days a week and twice on Sunday's over an elevator for 2 hours.

[Mr Maru]

21. Why ruin a good thing?

[tavernier]

22. Official report:

Donald J. Trump farted in the elevator and the noxious odors triggered an alarm. He was unable to reach the emergency button due to his short fingers.

[ehrnst]

23. Another sacrifice by Trump. How much can the man bear?

[ehrnst]

24. Dear Colorado: You tried. A grateful nation thanks you. (nt)

[JHB]

25. Thanks Obama!

[rjsquirrel]

28. Ah hah!!!!!

Now he has finally sacrificed as much as the parents of Humayun Khan!

[Moostache]

29. That is TODAY'S headline...

TOMORROW: "I had to levitate the entire building to get out of the Obama-Clinton deadtrap elevator. Terrible. Disaster."

[wyldwolf]

33. ... I'm here to tell you. Believe me

[mucifer]

34. I can't imagine what it would be like being stuck in a broken elevator with that imbecile

poor secret service people.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

35. Such a delicious irony

[democrattotheend]

36. After the way he treated them, I kind of think they should have left him in there

Even for Trump, the attack on the fire marshall was low.

[sofa king]

38. The elevator was overloaded...

... with bullshit.

[lonestarnot]

39. He said the firemen must be democrats because they didn't get him out fast enough. Asshat. They

should have left him in there.