2016 Postmortem
Related: About this forumMy teabagging sister in law has informed me..
President Obama will be bringing in UN troops to take our guns and force us to marry gay people...
Is there any sort of timetable for this? I might have to clear some time for it this weekend...
...I hope my new husband has bigger boobs than my wife...
gateley
(62,683 posts)barnabas63
(1,214 posts)Seems they like to be in a constant state of agitation and paranoia. Kind of sick, isn't it?
codjh9
(2,781 posts)some evil conspiracy behind just about everything, and - sadly to me - don't even think anyone actually ever does a 'good deed' for its own merit - they only do it to get something for themselves. That's a pretty sick way to look at the world.
Coyotl
(15,262 posts)Some people just need to clean the mind-altering chemicals out of the house and garage (and maybe the nightstand, yeah you Rush!).
gkhouston
(21,642 posts)a significant correlation between fearfulness and authoritarianism?
ErikJ
(6,335 posts)lefthandedlefty
(281 posts)Mad-in-Mo
(229 posts)barnabas63
(1,214 posts)Iris
(15,673 posts)barnabas63
(1,214 posts)Moonwalk
(2,322 posts)Obama's list is pretty long and requires a strict timetable. You don't want to leave the guns in white people's hands, for example, before you enslave them or marry them to gays. That just wouldn't work.
1StrongBlackMan
(31,849 posts)Coyotl
(15,262 posts)Focus on what really matters in a relationship
1StrongBlackMan
(31,849 posts)Mojo2
(332 posts)what they are smoking or drinking....they need to pass some to me....sounds like a trip
vlyons
(10,252 posts)Just makes you have a baaaaddd trip.
FSogol
(45,540 posts)FSogol
Hm, isen't UN helicopters white?
Diclotican
still_one
(92,435 posts)codjh9
(2,781 posts)with this shit. The UN is a great example. What has the UN ever done that's 'BAD', AND, when has the UN ever tried to take over the US? When has any Democrat ever mentioned wanting the UN to take over the US? They're outta their f-ing minds.
arcane1
(38,613 posts)Coyotl
(15,262 posts)I once took my urban partner to Mexico and then to my Midwest home town, deep in the middle of nowhere far away from freeway. In our little county seat, she commented, "This is just like Mexico." From her urban perspective, they were equidistant. Rural America suffers from Fifty Years of Solitude, but the new media world and the new, connected generation are altering that landscape, abbreviating how far in the past their part of the country lurks as they switch from Clear Channel to clarity.
I could use a wife. I am tired of cleaning up after myself and cooking when I don't want to.
ffr
(22,672 posts)renate
(13,776 posts)whew.
GallopingGhost
(2,404 posts)I can't believe it all over again.
Moostache
(9,897 posts)I picture her today as being in a fetal position, listening to Glenn Beck and worrying that black men are coming to take her away and make her have "teh gay"...its sad and the people that are praying on their fears should be (but won't) ashamed of themselves.
These people need to see a shrink....they need shock therapy and a lobotomy. I hope to god they don't come anywhere near me, I'll baker act them for being mentally dangerous!!! We need more mental health care in this country!
Dem2theMax
(9,655 posts)Watching over eight minutes of pure stupid, now my migraines seem like nothing.
Oh my God. What is WRONG with these people?
Why do they all sound the same? Remember the lady from the Romney rally who said a drone follows her every time she leaves her house?
Mental illness is alive and under treated in this country without proper access to Obamacare. Believe that.
Lex
(34,108 posts)So full of ignorance and fear.
arcane1
(38,613 posts)Ask her how much $$ she is willing to bet on her prediction
JHB
(37,163 posts)The Big Dawg was supposed to invite blue-UN-helmeted Chinese troops.
Somehow, my Chinese vocabulary is still limited to "nihao" and some menu items.
faithfulcitizen
(3,191 posts)Tutonic
(2,522 posts)Saw part re: new husband with big boobs and pictured Marcus.
DrToast
(6,414 posts)malexand
(59 posts)central scrutinizer
(11,662 posts)GallopingGhost
(2,404 posts)ejbr
(5,856 posts)Filibuster Harry
(666 posts)JHB
(37,163 posts)...a second term, despite it surely being the End Of America As We Know It.
LiberalFighter
(51,138 posts)It is actually not in the US interest for people to marry as tax revenue is lost when folks marry.
Drale
(7,932 posts)I don't have any guns and can we choose the gay person we are going to marry?
beac
(9,992 posts)they can billet some UN troops at my house.
SheilaT
(23,156 posts)What will happen when they come to take mine away, and I don't have any? Will they take my cat? All of my science-fiction novels?
Oh, the horror.
But maybe I'll get a better spouse than my first one.
Zoeisright
(8,339 posts)Dem2TheCore
(220 posts)On February 1, 2013, UN troops will be coming door to door to confirm indoctrination. They will remove your bibles. They will provide you with a complimentary Koran. They will implant an RFID chip in your arm (it's painless) for tracking purposes. They will take your spouse and replace them with a same sex partner. They will confiscate all firearms. They will give you a reporting date, time and place for mandatory political training sessions.
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
calico1
(8,391 posts)partners for me and my spouse to choose from when the time comes for us to split because of the new law. I would tell her I am trying to decide between 3, can you come over and help me pick one? And I'd say, hubby has already picked out his partner.
If she has kids I would ask her if she has been assigned the gay indoctrination schools yet.
JHB
(37,163 posts)That'll make her feel right at home!
calico1
(8,391 posts)Berlin Expat
(950 posts)sister-in-law that President Obama will be sworn in for his second term on a Qur'an, and that during his inauguration speech, he will announce that the USA shall be henceforth referred to as the "Islamic Caliphate of the United Muslim States" and that all non-Muslims will have to pay the jizya, at a rate of 80% of gross income (which will be eliminated once they convert to Islam and acknowledge the Prophet Muhammad (saas)).
Hehe.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)Because, if so, I'm down with that.
donqpublic
(155 posts)I hope your wife smacked you.
Please I mean no offense to anyone, but male boobs will never look as nice as female boobs, IMHO.
VWolf
(3,944 posts)right after the forced lattes and abortions.
and-justice-for-all
(14,765 posts)temporary311
(955 posts)wishlist
(2,795 posts)I overhead this and other equally nutty accusations at a local diner this morning as right wingers came in and spouted off their nonsense while my husband and I struggled to restrain breaking into giddy laughter after celebrating most of the night.
NewJeffCT
(56,829 posts)1) Muslim re-education camps
2) Banning the Boy Scouts
3) Rich people will have their assets seized
4) White women will be forced to marry black men
5) God & the Bible will be banned
Cuz as a gay man, I am having trouble finding a mate.
calico1
(8,391 posts)Obama is evil.
He might force you to marry a woman.
ejbr
(5,856 posts)then neither can Obama!!
pampango
(24,692 posts)One Thousand Years of Darkness - socialism or something much worse
An Obama Dictatorship - unleash adictatorial full monty; instant citizenship for all Third World immigrants; forced equalization of income; the end of fossil fuel production
Obama Will Take Away Our Gun Rights - Obamas first term was nothing but a conspiracy to ensure re-election by lulling gun owners to sleep.
U.S. Will Be Enslaved by Globalists - make the U.S. a vassal state to a globalist entity.
U.N. Troops and Civil War - Obamas going to send in U.N. troops
Hunted Down Like Dogs - If re-elected, its gonna be war; We will be hunted down like dogs.
http://www.salon.com/2012/11/04/six_most_paranoid_fears_for_obamas_second_term/
ismnotwasm
(42,016 posts)Neither one of us need bigger anything that you very much.
workinclasszero
(28,270 posts)So the batshit insane have a place to hang out and scan the skies for black helicopters.
Fricken right wing whack-jobs!
BlueDemKev
(3,003 posts)lillypaddle
(9,581 posts)That's hysterical!
pnwmom
(109,000 posts)that straight people in the past have often unwittingly married gay people, in traditional marriages with closeted spoused like ex-Governor McGreevey and Senator Craig. The purpose of marriage equality is to let gay people marry each other.
Coyotl
(15,262 posts)Last edited Wed Nov 7, 2012, 03:33 PM - Edit history (2)
Well, they just arrived in El Paso. Obama is hiring them cuz they're fellow scocialists. The UN Troops couldn't be trusted.
Saturday works. Just leave your guns on the porch overnight.
Janecita
(86 posts)The Contras were Reagan's little anti communist army.
Coyotl
(15,262 posts)travel in Mexico long enough, and you become a socialist too!
Coyotl
(15,262 posts)I'm on my new 2012 Profile, too many posts on the 1st one!
amuse bouche
(3,657 posts)I can't stop laughing
KevTucky
(90 posts)Teabaggers, the gift that keeps on giving!!!
catbyte
(34,473 posts)Probably around Thanksgiving. After all, that's a long weekend for most of us. It will give us more time to pack.
Your sister is seriously that disturbed?!? My sympathies to you. Holidays must be a real chore...
Contrary1
(12,629 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)I don't want to wind up with Patricia Heaton, Victoria Jackson or Phyllis Schlafly, ya know?
TahitiNut
(71,611 posts)Debau2005
(1,916 posts)My husband cooks, I don't. So can I ask that my new wife have the ability to cook? Or can we not make requests?
TahitiNut
(71,611 posts)When I (once upon a time) had a libido, it might've kicked me in the crotch and made some kind of difference. These days, the only oral sex I participate in is yelling "Fuck You" at the TV.
They say "gay' but don't say what gender ... so I'll just ASSume gay female. I suppose my libido would sure tolerate her extra-marital activities ... and I could watch.
pansypoo53219
(21,004 posts)FEMA re-EDUCATION camps.
Bossy Monkey
(15,863 posts)I just let it ride, but seriously, you have to be pretty deluded to think Romney would be better than Obama in terms of kowtowing to the Chinese.
oldbanjo
(690 posts)of the poor and retired to protect themselves from the rich.
I guess I need to let my wife know that we're losing our .45's, but we're getting new lovers! WHOOOOOO!
Smilo
(1,944 posts)I would like dibs on a handsome, hardworking, with a sense of humor, intelligent and loving gay please.
NICO9000
(970 posts)Still waitin'...
onecent
(6,096 posts)Ilsa
(61,700 posts)Why wait until an "iffy" second term materializes? If I was i office and had some nefarious agenda, I'd do it right away!
Tribetime
(4,711 posts)Blue Owl
(50,523 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)That's what some of them actually think. It's hilarious.