Previously Unnoticed GOP Platform Plank

[MineralMan]

"All place names in the United States with foreign language (especially Spanish) origins will be replaced with solid English names."

Los Angeles will now be known as Bigtown, CA.
San Francisco will be Bay City, CA
San Antonio will be renamed to Saint Anthony, TX
The Grand Tetons will become the Big Boobs Mountains.

You get the idea. It's the Republican way.

Make America English Again!

[vegetarian x]

1. No to the last one

[MineralMan]

3. How about the Freedom Fries Mountains?

It's not my plank, after all. No doubt there will be some changes.

[vegetarian x]

2. Bay City Rollers! More plaid kilts!

[MineralMan]

4. See! There you go!

It'll be a freaking revolutionary change!

California, New Mexico and Texas are going to be chock full of new place names.

[rurallib]

5. Las Vegas becomes Tough Luck Dude, Nevada

Hmmm - shouldn't Nevada change too?

[MineralMan]

6. It's already Lost Wages for many.

And yes, Nevada should be change to Snowy, too.

And then, there's New Mexico. What shall we do with that tribute to our southern neighbor? It can't be allowed to stand, I'd think.

[d_r]

7. is that really in their platform

or a joke?

[MineralMan]

8. Their entire platform is a disgusting joke, so

it doesn't really matter.

[Eric J in MN]

9. It's a joke. NT

NT

[d_r]

10. Thanks!