RNC Convention - Has-beens and never-weres speaking in support of

[MineralMan]

a never-will-be. That's about it.

GOTV 2016 for Democrats!

[tonyt53]

1. Yeah, but you will soon be able to weed out some people you thought were friends.

This week will embolden many of those closet Republicans. You know, the people that think like Trump and the other racist pricks, but never say it out loud. The events of this week will make them come out of hiding. Be prepared to sever some relationships.

[yeoman6987]

4. I don't talk politics EVER with friends

If it start heading that way, I stop it immediately. I refuse to fight with friends who are not knowledgable in that subject. There are tons of other things to talk about.

[PJMcK]

2. Think of the entertainment!

You know, MineralMan, that this is going to be must-watch TV. The crazies will be out and spew their nonsense. Some of the rants could be epic and historic perhaps along the lines of Miss South Carolina.

Then, next week, America will see how the grown ups behave. It'll be a stark contrast.

[MineralMan]

3. Oh, I'll be watching. I just love award shows.

All those celebrities on the red carpet, and so on. Oh...wait...this will be all of those GOOPer schlubs lining up at the metal detectors.

Never mind.