Why isn't Palin going to the convention?

[LAS14]

Apart from living too far away?

[Lance Bass esquire]

1. Will get frisked at convention entrance.

It's a felony to transport meth across state lines.

[Ohioblue22]

2. She started to , got half the way here but then quit

[NurseJackie]

12. Ha!! :-D

[TeamPooka]

3. Palin doesn't go anywhere without a paycheck attached. No one paying so No Sarah. nt

[OneBlueDotBama]

6. SarahPac is close to broke

So the SarahPAC quarterly report came out, and it certainly appears that Palin's days as a grifter are coming to an end.
http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2016/07/so-sarahpac-quarterly-report-came-out.html

http://docquery.fec.gov/pdf/882/201607149020477882/201607149020477882.pdf

[TeamPooka]

8. Correction: Palin's days as a "successful" grifter are coming to an end.

She will always be grifting.

[The Second Stone]

7. This is what I figure. She should have coughed up the money herself

to get more limelight and offered to speak free.

[TeamPooka]

9. hahahahahaha That's adorable. nt

[OneBlueDotBama]

4. Her son had his bail revoked

So he's in jail, likely he did not follow whatever the bail conditions were. What conditions, open to speculation.

[hlthe2b]

10. I'm betting Track failed a drug test--purely speculation, but not one without some justification...

[OneBlueDotBama]

13. No Doubt

Then again Sarah may have revoked his bail, blaming the poor child for trump not picking her for the VP slot, as I recall, SparkleMoose had to fly home to deal with her wayward child, then later in Florida she had to fly home when Todd was pummeled in a bar fight.

[TlalocW]

11. It's not just her son having bail revoked

She has to figure out how to blame it on Obama.

TlalocW

[JonathanRackham]

5. Restraining order.