GOP's Convention Speaker List - Pssst, It's HUUUGELY Unimpressive

[writes3000]

Night 1: A Benghazi focus, followed by border patrol agents and Mr. Shaw, whose son was killed by an undocumented immigrant. Senator Cotton, Mr. Giuliani, Melania Trump, Ms. Ernst and others.

Night 2: A focus on the economy: Mr. White, president of the U.F.C.; Asa Hutchinson, the governor of Arkansas; Michael Mukasey, the former United States attorney general; Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn, a vice-presidential possibility; Senator Mitch McConnell of Kentucky, the majority leader; Tiffany Trump; Donald Trump Jr. and Gov. Scott Walker of Wisconsin.

Night 3: Ms. Bondi; Ms. Collins; Newt Gingrich, a former House speaker; Senator Ted Cruz of Texas; Eric Trump; Ms. Gulbis; and the nominee for vice president.

Night 4: Mr. Tebow; Representative Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee; Gov. Mary Fallin of Oklahoma; Reince Priebus, the Republican National Committee chairman; Gov. Rick Scott of Florida; Mr. Thiel; Mr. Barrack; Ivanka Trump; Donald J. Trump.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/14/us/politics/republican-convention-speakers-donald-trump.html

[L. Coyote]

1. I found this hard copy in Trump's dumpster:

[grossproffit]

16. BWAHAHAHA! No lie.

[joshcryer]

2. LOL, Dana White?

[writes3000]

3. So, so, so LAME.

[herding cats]

5. Who is that?

I don't think I've ever heard of them.

[joshcryer]

6. Head of the UFC.

Biggest mixed martial arts fighting federation that exists.

He's a knuckle head. He isn't a political guy. Probably got paid to appear.

[herding cats]

7. Oh, right!

He was just in the news for selling the UFC. I read about that, but I didn't associate it with politics.

Thank you. I was so confused!

[Gothmog]

4. I am not impressed

[lovemydog]

8. Ugh

blech

[Happyhippychick]

9. no Paul Ryan?

[Mass]

13. The NYTimes list is incomplete. He will be there. So will McConnell.

http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/287685-speakers-announced-for-gop-convention

[Happyhippychick]

14. Bring on Eddie and the Turtle!

[NurseJackie]

10. That's, well, uh... it's... um...

[Happyhippychick]

11. Sounds like a whole lotta white people

[Mass]

12. There ares several lists published, all non-official and all with different names.

All as unimpressive as the other.

[Vinca]

15. What? No Meatloaf?

Maybe he's saving Meatloaf for VP.

[Mass]

17. Conspicuously absent of this list, any minority elected Republican

Senator Scott, Nicky Halley, Governor Martinez, (any Jewish former elected official).

Also, and more surprising, no Sarah Palin, no Scott Brown.