Limbaugh: Everything -- Except the Polls -- Points to a Romney Landslide

[BeyondGeography]

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2012/11/05/everything_except_the_polls_points_to_a_romney_landslide

[joesdaughter]

1. The Drive-Bys?

What a racist ass.

[budkin]

16. He calls the media the "Drive by Media"

I'm not sure what he means by it, but hey, he's a fucking gasbag.

[BlueDemKev]

2. Everything on Rush's Body -- Except His Brain -- Functions Perfectly

[Cirque du So-What]

7. Well...not quite EVERYthing...

there's his eardrums & other fiddly bits, yunno.

[intaglio]

3. He's so far in denial

that he's reached Lake Victoria

[Firebirds01]

9. hahahah

ive never heard that before. Too funny.

[RedSpartan]

4. Similarly, everything about my uncle points to the fact that he's my aunt...

except, well, you know.

[snagglepuss]

5. Could this be repukes setting the satage to claim the election was stolen?

[verges]

8. They've already prepared

for that. They will claim election fraud.

[Blue Idaho]

6. So what will this aging gass bag say on November 7th?

Who will he blame? Who's fault will it be that Rmoney crashed and burned like the Hindenburg? Its a synch he won't admit what a fool he has been.

[progressivebydesign]

13. "it was the pills talking" nt

[titaniumsalute]

10. Everything...with exception of his finger tips..

Points to Limbaugh being a complete douchebarge.

[Rstrstx]

11. And everything - except my scale - shows I'm losing weight

I don't trust my scale anyways, the needle goes back and forth when I step on it. Besides, the Redskins can predict my weight much better

[progressivebydesign]

12. Tea leaves? Madame Cleo??? His bursitis? what?? nt

[Maeve]

14. Everything--except reality. Eat it, Rush! eom

[pismoclam]

15. If Your A Conservative Who Hates Taxes

1. Do not use public restrooms.

2. Do not use Medicare.

3. Do not use Social Security.

4. Do not become a member of the US military, who are paid with tax dollars.

5. Do not ask the National Guard to help you after a disaster.

6. Do not call 911 when you get hurt.

7. Do not call the police to stop intruders in your home.

8. Do not summon the fire department to save your burning home.

9. Do not use the judiciary system for any reason.

10. Do not apply for food stamps when you can't feed your children.

11. Do not send your kids to public schools.

12. Do not put your trash out for city garbage collectors.

13. Do not live in areas with clean air.

14. Do not drink clean water.

15. Do not visit National Parks.

16. Do not visit public museums, zooz, and monuments.

17. Do not eat or use FDA inspected food and medicines.

18. Do not bring your kids to public playgrounds.

19. Do not walk or run on sidewalks.

20. Do not use public recreational facilities such as basketball & tennis courts.

21. Do not seek shelter facilities or food in soup kitches when you are homeless and hungry.

22. Do not apply for educational or job training assistance when you lose your job.

23. Do not drive on any paved road, highway and interstate or drive on any bridge.

This post was made with 100% recycled electrons.

[Arugula Latte]

17. If you put aside polls, facts, data, and reason, we're looking at President Romney, folks!

[DCBob]

18. Everything except reality.

what a buffoon.