Sandy caused Romney's surge to stall..

[Vietnameravet]

I heard that on Fox News... so it must be true..now here is the scary part.. Sandy was caused by wobbles in the orbit of the planet Mars..I heard that on Fox news as well..so who can doubt it..

So what is a decent clear-eyed conservative to think?? Obviously Obama is in league with Martians to conquer the planet Earth! He might even be one of them! That explains why he doesn't want to show his birth certificate or high school records or give a blood sample!

Now here is the really scary part.. If Obama looses the Martians might get angry and cause the Sun to explode for revenge!! Now I dont know about you, but if the Sun goes nova I will be damn glad I took Glenn Beck's advice and put all my money in gold!

Clear thinking Conservative here!!

[Doctor Jack]

1. Today in our revisionist history class

How future president Mitt Romney had the election stolen from him by a democratic party generated hurricane

[gcomeau]

2. Sandy was so powerful it sent ripples back in time like 2 weeks? Wow. -eom.

[Vietnameravet]

7. Yes I time wave!! Why did I not think of that!! Notify Rush, call Fox!!

[louis-t]

3. It also caused his stall to surge.

Oy.

[cash__whatiwant]

4. He never had a surge! the polls havent changed since after the third debate!

PALEEZE

[DrToast]

6. Not true!

Obama has gained since the third debate!

[DrToast]

5. McCain blamed it on the financial crisis

Romney will blame it on Sandy.

The end result is the same - Obama wins!

[Doctor Jack]

8. I like the narrative around this

Romney is absolutely winning but when he loses tomorrow, it is because of that damn hurricane!

[DollarBillHines]

9. If the Moon doesn't affect the tides, how the hell can Mars....

oh, never mind.

Those people cause my brain to ache.

[OldDem2012]

10. Sorry, no...Romney caused Romney's "surge" to stall...Sandy just accelerated it.

[sinkingfeeling]

11. So does that mean that Wobbly Mars will be the cause of Rmoney's defeat?

[Sheepshank]

12. Wobbly Mars?

interesting astro phenomena blaming. I wonder if Venus was mindmelding with Pluto and Mercury was on the rise?

[Agnosticsherbet]

13. So God caused Sandy to stall Romney's surge and help Obama win?

Who da thunk?

[R. Daneel Olivaw]

14. Mars was the closest to Earth around Feb 2012 at around 100 million KM.

It's now three times that distance away and not aligned at all.

The science, and I use that term very lightly, these screamers must be using has to come from the dark ages.

[LiberalElite]

15. They want to blame a storm? What happened to taking personal responsibility? n/t

[Third Doctor]

16. Obama has a secret MASS device.