2016 Postmortem
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Freedomwarrior ?@Freedomwarrior
URGENT:40 Chicago buses carrying illegal voters arriving in IOWA because Iowa requires NO VOTER ID.@GOP @Reince @rushlimbaugh @TerryBranstad
barbtries
(28,811 posts)you have to know your address and if you've already voted, you can't vote again...
optionally: if they're saying it, they're doing it.
ThoughtCriminal
(14,049 posts)or Rockets.
Yeah, that's it... U.N. Rockets...
louis-t
(23,297 posts)Wow, he spelled 'illegal' correctly! Must have found the spell-check. Amazing he found out about this from his parents' basement.
JohnnyRingo
(18,641 posts)I didn't even get the schedule. They're going to have to be more organized next time. Hahahaha
Now I'm just gonna have to vote three times in a row here. I usually part my hair on the other side and get back in line. LOL
Scuba
(53,475 posts)voting in Iowa, that's .002 %. So if Obama wins by .002% or less, and they can prove the busing occurred ...
Oh well, these people are just fucking nuts.
RoccoR5955
(12,471 posts)People used to only be able to vote 700 times, but with these buses, they can vote almost 1000. They're lucky we haven't invented a TARDIS.
Jim Lane
(11,175 posts)You write, "They're lucky we haven't invented a TARDIS."
Heh heh heh. That's what we want them to believe. They run around screaming about a voter registration form completed in the name of Mickey Mouse, and it distracts them from inventing a TARDIS of their own.
Our TARDIS had its test run when an agent went back to Mombasa and destroyed Obama's real birth certificate, while another one planted a birth announcement in the Honolulu paper. The program really got into high gear when we retroactively jiggered the books to make it seem as if Reagan, Bush, and Bush had run up big deficits, but Clinton put the budget into surplus. (We thought someone might get suspicious, because everyone knows that Democrats are big spenders while Republicans are committed to balanced budgets. Maybe that's why so many people ignore what our phonied-up records show, and just go on knowing that Republicans are the fiscally prudent ones.)
Of course, Romney, while running the Olympics, declared himself to be a resident of Utah, which enabled him to pay lower taxes. Then, when he wanted to have seven years of Massachusetts residency to qualify to run for Governor there, he filed amended returns and erased his Utah residency. We're still trying to figure out if this is evidence of a prototype TARDIS on the Republican side
Filibuster Harry
(666 posts)Doesn't Rush want Obama to win? I mean, President Clinton made Rush. 4 years of agreeing with President Romney is no fun --- it has to be 4 more years of President Obama -- that's where the ratings come in.
barbiegeek
(1,140 posts)@freedomwarrior is a dumbass
pampango
(24,692 posts)One Thousand Years of Darkness - socialism or something much worse
An Obama Dictatorship - unleash adictatorial full monty; instant citizenship for all Third World immigrants; forced equalization of income; the end of fossil fuel production
Obama Will Take Away Our Gun Rights - Obamas first term was nothing but a conspiracy to ensure re-election by lulling gun owners to sleep.
U.S. Will Be Enslaved by Globalists - make the U.S. a vassal state to a globalist entity.
U.N. Troops and Civil War - Obamas going to send in U.N. troops
Hunted Down Like Dogs - If re-elected, its gonna be war; We will be hunted down like dogs.
http://www.salon.com/2012/11/04/six_most_paranoid_fears_for_obamas_second_term/