Romney loves those grits, lol

[mgcgulfcoast]

i thought it was hilarious listening to him try to sound like he liked southerners. i doubt crapney knows anyone outside a country club.

[Cleita]

1. He calls grits polenta.

Yeah, polenta and grits are the same. Another revelation that must have been made to him about the "little people".

[mgcgulfcoast]

3. we are all little to romney.

[MADem]

4. Mais non, ma petite chou! He calls them ESCAOUTOUN!!

He did his "avoid Vietnam" "missionary work" in the rough-n-tumble nation of France....!!!!

http://www.gourmandia.com/video-recipes-cooking-videos/Escaoutoun-Landais

Voila, an old, traditional dish from the French region called Land. The escaoutoun landais is a polenta-like dish blended with ewe's-milk cheese and black truffles

[MADem]

2. Cheesy grits for a cheesy candidate... nt

[Rowdyboy]

14. The most uninformed southernor imaginable knows its "cheese grits" not "cheesy grits"

Cartman on South Park eats "cheesy poofs". Perhaps thats what Willard Mittington was thinking of...

[cindyperry2010]

5. you know that

doesn't even pass the hahah test

[mgcgulfcoast]

6. romney will be fun to beat.

[asjr]

7. Did he ask What is a grit?

[Drunken Irishman]

8. Grit-r-Done...

[HopeHoops]

9. "I'm headin' off to Billy Bob's to get a martini and some vittles."

"I'm buddies with the guy who owns Waffle House. I eat there all the time. Steak, pork BBQ, fried chicken, watermelon, all that stuff you rednecks like. I'm just like you. My neck's been red. I had a rash once. Saw one of my doctor friends and he gave me some cream, sort of like chicken gravy. I'm a southern type of good ole' boy. Can someone get me a Sam Adams? Hey, I heard y'all got Chevy's up on blocks. I have a buddy who owns 47 fully restored Chevys. And why do y'all have seven lawnmowers and no lawn? I got Mexahegians that mow my lawns - all of them. I'm bi-racial. I like whites and almost whites."

Keep talking, Mittens. Just keep talking.

[mgcgulfcoast]

11. hehehehe

[Lone_Star_Dem]

10. He went through extensive training to get it right. Kiss babies and eat grits to woo southerners.

The first few test runs he had it backwards. Luckily they got the baby outta his mouth in time.

[DefenseLawyer]

12. If you go to Mississippi, one of the first things you notice is there's a Waffle House every 15 feet

It's the Dunkin Donuts of the Deep South. Obviously the most important factor in picking a Republican nominee is his sincere love of grits. Is you is or is you ain't my constituency?

[A Brand New World]

13. I was watching Martin Bashir's show this afternoon & one of the other

commentators said that "Romney is acting like he's on a safari in his own country." Cracked me up & the rest of those on set.