I heard Bernie threw a chair while sleepwalking.

[Luminous Animal]

[winter is coming]

1. I heard he was sleeprapping to DMX. n/t

[JonLeibowitz]

2. Damn. He should drop out of the race and be primaried in 2018

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. He was yelling and looked angry, too,

even though he was sleeping disrespectfully.

The brockpuppets have their Meme du Jour!

[Bonobo]

4. Was he wagging his finger? nt

[Luminous Animal]

5. He was sleep wagging, too.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. He was wagging his finger, rapping about millionaires and billionaires,

throwing chairs, and falling asleep. All at the same time! Amazing for a man his age...

[edgineered]

7. I heard Bernie canceled some campaign events in PA

so that he could promise California that nothing west of the San Andreas fault, not even a single rock, would fall into the ocean during his presidency. It was one of the best and most exclusive private dinner parties yet.

[Luminous Animal]

9. Likely he said it on a pile of dead vets. FYI, Sanders introduces more legislation to support

vets than any other legislature for the past 30 years.

[edgineered]

12. Oh, my mistake. It wasn't Bernie that went scrambing off to CA

in an attempt to hoodwink voters. With three honorable discharges, RE-R1, I am well aware of where Bernie stands - exactly where he says he does.

[Lil Missy]

8. I heard Bernie eats kittens.

[Luminous Animal]

11. WTeverlovingHell. I'm voting for Jill Stein.

[passiveporcupine]

17. And threatens bank loan officers

and doesn't really draw big crowds...I was there...I know

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

18. Puppies. They're meatier.

[Paulie]

10. It also knocked that fucking bird out of the air while it was flying

[Luminous Animal]

13. Well, you know… those violent Bernie supporters

[Bluenorthwest]

14. It was actually Bruce Rappaport

nt

[Luminous Animal]

15. My bad.

[SMC22307]

16. Stick with Formica or upgrade to $370/sf Enameled Lava...

after he and Jane ca$h in.

The pressure must be manifesting in his sleep.

[anotherproletariat]

19. Did he hit a veteran? Sounds like something he might do. nt

[jberryhill]

20. No. He threw a child into a gorilla cage