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Psssst! Hillary supporters! The deer goes to the water at midnight. (Original Post) okasha May 2016 OP
There are three leaves on the lake. Tal Vez May 2016 #1
One leaf has fallend ....I repeat one leaf has fallend nt Demsrule86 May 2016 #66
I have what I need. Tal Vez May 2016 #70
The new question is Demsrule86 May 2016 #71
El hombre que tiene la cara naranja no puede dormir. Tal Vez May 2016 #72
Demsrule86 May 2016 #73
Sí, es muy difícil para el Sr. Hombre Mandarina, y para su esposa. Tal Vez May 2016 #74
adiós Demsrule86 May 2016 #77
De veras! MineralMan May 2016 #76
trágico Demsrule86 May 2016 #80
LOL! MineralMan May 2016 #81
El hombre mandarino okasha May 2016 #91
The unicorn is in the garden. grossproffit May 2016 #2
You're all in the French Resistance in 1943? Ken Burch May 2016 #3
Do you expect us to TELL you if we are? okasha May 2016 #7
This has the makings of the best topic ever. grossproffit May 2016 #14
Good point. n/t. Ken Burch May 2016 #57
We could tell you but Demsrule86 May 2016 #67
The moon is down. yardwork May 2016 #89
The Queens negatives are out of control! Logical May 2016 #4
And Trump's .... LenaBaby61 May 2016 #5
Vote Hillary. She ain't quite as bad. Ed Suspicious May 2016 #13
Lol, her new slogan! Logical May 2016 #33
How So? CorporatistNation May 2016 #68
Aroint thee, termite! okasha May 2016 #92
Well, Brooklyn was fine. okasha May 2016 #6
Oh stop for a minute. sheshe2 May 2016 #47
A Wet Bird Never Flies At Night....nt global1 May 2016 #8
Paging Dr. Brown. grossproffit May 2016 #9
I think you spelled Warren DeMontague May 2016 #10
STOP! HAMMER TIME! grossproffit May 2016 #11
Chi del gitano i giorni abbella? okasha May 2016 #15
Ok. Received and Decoded. nt BootinUp May 2016 #12
Carry on. okasha May 2016 #16
Bob's your Uncle. OhZone May 2016 #17
Listen carefully Demsrule86 May 2016 #18
lol nt BootinUp May 2016 #21
shh Demsrule86 May 2016 #23
Was that the Bernie bird?? Sancho May 2016 #86
My decoder ring is not working. Can I borrow one from someone else? BobbyDrake May 2016 #19
K sheshe2 May 2016 #24
Here ya go. TwilightZone May 2016 #31
Little Orphan Annie says wildeyed May 2016 #94
Bird! sheshe2 May 2016 #20
I can neither confirm nor deny... XRubicon May 2016 #22
"Whale Oil Beef Hooked." mac56 May 2016 #25
The crow calls and the others answered. Sunlei May 2016 #26
The Raven Cries out in the Darkness! bravenak May 2016 #27
Stand by activation. okasha May 2016 #32
Orange is the new black and the fuure is dark Vincardog May 2016 #28
In Honor of Memorial Day-"John Has a Long Mustache" Stallion May 2016 #29
Elvis is in the kitchen. Repeat... TwilightZone May 2016 #30
The lamplight berns at midnight dgauss May 2016 #34
*snicker* barrow-wight May 2016 #35
The lion sleeps tonight. sheshe2 May 2016 #36
In count as from now. okasha May 2016 #38
I am the lion and will be sleeping. sheshe2 May 2016 #40
Done. okasha May 2016 #41
45 Signing out. sheshe2 May 2016 #44
Sssssh~ Lights out sheshe2 May 2016 #46
Mud. Slab. Board. arikara May 2016 #37
Finally a thread I can understand! tandem5 May 2016 #39
New Orleans is red. Repeat: New Orleans is red. VOX May 2016 #42
Roger that. zappaman May 2016 #43
The eagle has landed. The fat man walks alone. nt msanthrope May 2016 #78
Longing. Rusted. Furnace. Daybreak. Seventeen. Benign. Nine. Homecoming. One. Freight car. Godhumor May 2016 #45
All reporting on course and tracking. okasha May 2016 #48
Ready to comply. auntpurl May 2016 #50
And ... NanceGreggs May 2016 #49
What has this? ... Kindergarten? Trajan May 2016 #51
Had to ruin a good thread having some fun I see. riversedge May 2016 #61
Post removed Post removed May 2016 #52
10-4 General Jeebus out ..... n/t kevinmc May 2016 #53
IT'S A COOKBOOK! Scootaloo May 2016 #54
Ask for ..... Haveadream May 2016 #55
The servants have been hacked! The servants have been hacked! Peace Patriot May 2016 #56
okasha, Mahalo for the heads up! My deer was early.. Cha May 2016 #58
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few... Sancho May 2016 #59
NAH Deer go to drink at dusk-all nested in by midnight riversedge May 2016 #60
Meet me in the casbah! greatauntoftriplets May 2016 #62
"Dog's barking. Can't fly without umbrella." NurseJackie May 2016 #63
Jade Helm activated Gothmog May 2016 #64
Morgan has been gelded. Alfresco May 2016 #65
I like this thread. Tom Rinaldo May 2016 #69
The pie is in the oven mcar May 2016 #75
Дым дует влево. MineralMan May 2016 #79
We've been using this gag since I joined in 2004... Buddyblazon May 2016 #82
This tape will self-destruct in five seconds . . . Iliyah May 2016 #83
The lion sleeps tonight workinclasszero May 2016 #84
Hey! You're not using Skinner's Secret Hillary Supporter's Function properly! onehandle May 2016 #85
*furtive glance around then cups hands to mouth* Cuh-Cah Cuh-Cah... *waits for response* tandem5 May 2016 #87
The owl is in the corner. Bobbie Jo May 2016 #88
My watch is 10 minutes late still_one May 2016 #90
All units. okasha May 2016 #93
Door buzzard needs rung treestar May 2016 #95
The green hat on the left is dancing. PeaceNikki Jun 2016 #96

Demsrule86

(68,586 posts)
71. The new question is
Mon May 30, 2016, 12:08 PM
May 2016

Do we have what we want as well as what we need? Further, the flower has lost its petals.

Demsrule86

(68,586 posts)
73. sí
Mon May 30, 2016, 12:36 PM
May 2016

El hombre con la cara naranja tiene las manos pequeñas , sino otra cosa puede ser más pequeño .

Tal Vez

(660 posts)
74. Sí, es muy difícil para el Sr. Hombre Mandarina, y para su esposa.
Mon May 30, 2016, 12:48 PM
May 2016

Tengo que ir al gimnasio ahora. Hasta pronto.

okasha

(11,573 posts)
91. El hombre mandarino
Tue May 31, 2016, 04:06 PM
May 2016

se hizo hazmereír (tonto que es) esta mañana en el Canal del zorro. Adelante, compadres y comadres! Venceremos!

CorporatistNation

(2,546 posts)
68. How So?
Mon May 30, 2016, 12:02 PM
May 2016
MSNBC To the deniers... Watch THIS Video... It is not comforting to think that she may well be the Democratic Nominee...

Hillary really betrayed Andrea Mitchell... The entire context of this report was of a solemn nature... A Funeral so to speak...

Andrea Mitchell "I do not see this report as ...ANYTHING BUT... DEVASTATING!"

Chuck Todd "After this I don't think that she could get confirmed for Attorney General!"

Lots of FIBBING by Hillary here.. for more than a year!

sheshe2

(83,791 posts)
40. I am the lion and will be sleeping.
Mon May 30, 2016, 12:37 AM
May 2016

Please activate my decoder ring. I am ready for the 3AM call.

VOX

(22,976 posts)
42. New Orleans is red. Repeat: New Orleans is red.
Mon May 30, 2016, 12:54 AM
May 2016

The crocodile walks at night. Cups and saucers spotted.

Good luck, ladies and gentlemen.

Response to okasha (Original post)

NurseJackie

(42,862 posts)
63. "Dog's barking. Can't fly without umbrella."
Mon May 30, 2016, 09:06 AM
May 2016


God, what do you need? A trenchcoat? A camera? Microfilm! Ooh, ooh... What? "A frying pan." I'd have probably thought about that next.
 

Buddyblazon

(3,014 posts)
82. We've been using this gag since I joined in 2004...
Mon May 30, 2016, 01:33 PM
May 2016

get some new material.

Hey everybody...this is my new joke:

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side! Hahahahaha

Thanks everyone...I just wrote it!

onehandle

(51,122 posts)
85. Hey! You're not using Skinner's Secret Hillary Supporter's Function properly!
Mon May 30, 2016, 02:36 PM
May 2016

You need to go to: My Account > Preferences, and toggle 'Communicate secretly in any forum with other Hillary Supporters'

Then any OP or response started with 'Psssst!' will only be seen by us.

Got it?


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