TOP TWELVE GOP EXCUSES FOR LOSING THE ELECTION......FOR NOVEMBER 7 LETTERMAN SHOW

[zwyziec]

The top twelve GOP excuses on November 7 for losing the election

1. Blame it all on Chris Christie
2. Teflon Obama
3. Should have pushed the birth certificate issue more
4. Told you no one likes Mormons
5. Should have had those Diebold flipp’n machines in every state and county
6. Not enough Mormons in the USA
7. Guess we really pissed off the women….and gays….and immigrants….and Jews….and seniors…..and…..union members
8. Never could trust those Catholic Bishops to deliver the votes
9. Ann and Willard aka Donny and Marie, were just too clean and healthy looking for the average America
10. Where was Kathleen Harris when we needed her?

[wryter2000]

1. Good one!

Welcome to DU.

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2. And if you need 15 more...

1. Big Bird
2. Etch-A-Sketch
3. No tax returns
4. Bain & Sensata
5. Benghazi, 2nd debate
6. Soup Kitchen cleanup
7. Cutting gay student’s hair
8. Airplane windows
9. Pushing sons’ faces into butter
10. Driving with dog on top of car
11. Syria is Iran’s path to the sea
12. Car escalator
13. Horses and Bayonets
14. Binders full of Women
15. Cayman Islands accounts

[faithfulcitizen]

15. GREAT LIST!

[WallaceRitchie]

3. More

- Nuns On A Bus did it to us!

- Should've just released those taxes

- Damn dog

- Didn't outsource enough to keep unemployment rate higher.

- MF'ing Mother Nature!

- God let us down

- Candy Crowley, that fact-checking bitch!

- Next time we'll frisk the help at our secret "47%" fundraisers!

[zwyziec]

4. All Great Keepers!

[Faith9326]

9. HAHA

You already took the God joke, darn it.

[sarcasmo]

5. #7 sums it up.

[lob1]

6. I hate to point this out, but you only have 10 excuses.

[WallaceRitchie]

7. Another reason

-Arithmetic!

[lob1]

12. LOL.

[zwyziec]

11. Got carried away!

OK, please add two!

[Faith9326]

8. I'll add some(except these are serious. I'm not joking)

10. The liberal media!!!(who has been pro-Romney up until a few days ago)
9. Donald Trump
8. Those damn minorities!
7. Ohio
6. The Hungarian billionaire scaring undecided voters with his ads
5. Seal Team 6 movie
4. Romney's not a true conservative! That's why he didn't win!
3. Hurricane Sandy
2. God tried, but the devil is determined to see this country fall
1. The 47 percent.......

[zwyziec]

13. No 6

Yes! I've been watching that guy with his anti-obama ads!

[WallaceRitchie]

10. IMPEACH BILL CLINTON!!!

Oh wait....

[malexand]

14. Thank you... & one more.

Willard, John Sununu, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, Jim DeMint, and Karl Rove were too soft, kind-hearted, honest, and intellectual regarding their attacks on President Obama.

[yellowcanine]

16. 13. Should have put Bill Clinton in prison instead of impeaching him.

[yellowcanine]

17. Too many stupid voters.