Bernie Sanders: call on your supporters to stop launching small children from trebuchets

[votesparks]

Dear Senator Sanders,

At a recent Hillary Clinton rally, a Bernie Sanders protestor, not only disrupted the event, but began harassing a young girl with a Hillary Clinton sign. In a violent rage, the protestor placed the small child into a 14th century trebuchet, and launched her over the ramparts of a castle wall. We are writing this petition to ask you to call on your supporters to stop using children as medieval siege weaponry. We are including the tweet about this incidence as evidence in the hopes that you can put an end to this despicable practice.

https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/729544191873851392

Thank you,
Leon

Sign the Petition Now!

https://www.change.org/p/bernie-sanders-bernie-sanders-call-on-your-supporters-to-stop-launching-small-children-from-trebuchets

[Scootaloo]

1. They can have my trebuchet when they take it from my cold dead six-man loading crew!

I observe the right to bear long-armed siege engines!

[Renew Deal]

2. And I thought a trebuchet was just a font

You learn something new every day.

[-none]

3. At least that sounds more reasonable than most of the other charges the Hillary supporters use

against Bernie.

[lagomorph777]

4. Ha ha ha!

Good one!

[QC]

5. Why does Hillary hate small children?

Why?

[ViseGrip]

7. The Foundation is laundering trafficking money, I do suspect. See post below.

[ViseGrip]

6. Dear Bill, Can you stop DynCorp from trafficking kids out of Bosnia while you're prez?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/david-isenberg/its-dj-vu-for-dyncorp-all_b_792394.html

This scandal continued in Afghanistan! TIME Magazine had a cover "The Boys of Afghanistan", the sex ring for our military elite.


Now, Obama has just given DynCorp another contract! Is this the best American can do? DynCorp? Halliburton? Blackwater-XE?

Talk about 'hurting kids', you Hillary supporters have zero sense of history. READ THE LINK WHILE BILL WAS OUR PRESIDENT!

[HumanityExperiment]

8. I see what ya did here...

you earn the 'mic drop award' today!

well played sir, well played

[dawg]

9. Once you research metallurgy, you can upgrade those to cannons, you know.

Unless you don't have saltpeter, which is a real bummer.

[Capt. Obvious]

12. Metallurgy allows you to build Coastal Fortresses too

[Buns_of_Fire]

10. At least they weren't launching the kids directly into the side of a building.

I thought the fragmentation grenades that were being thrown at the Nevada convention were a little over-the-top, though.

[Jester Messiah]

11. His refusal to condemn trebuchet violence is just sickening!

Sickening I tell you! Did I mention how sickening it is?

[Prism]

13. Over my dead, Age of Empires playing body

I assign colors to campaigns and then play out medieval fantasies of marshaling a thousand, processor destroying knights to trample across the Asian castle that is the Nevada convention.

You know, like ya do.

[pmorlan1]

14. Hillary Surrogate Afraid for Her Life

I was afraid for my life when they booed me for objecting to this violent behavior. The way they booed me you would have thought that I had thrown fuel on the fire in encouraging this savage band of supporters.

[Wednesdays]

15. Would it be all right with them if we just used standard catapults?

[Ellipsis]

16. hahhaha hahahha hahhhhhhaaa.

[felix_numinous]

17. He just wants to make America great again

oh wait.. it's the New Dark Ages where we forgot what 'great' is anyway. Serfs Unite!!