My favorite part of the DNC's choice
In 2016, we'll all need to forget what we've learned about feminism and sexual exploitation over the last 20 years so we can defend Bill Clinton's penis.
Is this going to be as exciting for you as it will be for me?
They're already bringing up Epstein, and if you think Trump isn't going to ride that one right into the ground, you haven't been paying attention to the man.
That was part of the problem with running against Bernie. I know he's ostensibly Satan to some around these parts, but he didn't bring up a quarter of Clinton's problems in the primary. He's an honorable man.
Trump is not so much. He's going to drag it all out, and the media will give him all of the microphones to do it. Why? Because the shitstorm will be entertaining and draw ratings.
So, gird your loins as we go once more into the breach to defend Bill's.
Because his misogyny never counts for some reason.
But it's about to. Especially now that Hillary is advertising him as her "2 for 1" special. (But seriously, can she go one week without saying something utterly stupid and devastating in the general? Just one week!)