Paul Ryan Will Making A Campaign Stop In Waikiki Beach

[DemocratSinceBirth]

Vice Presidential candidate Ryan, an orange-and-gold lei around his neck, made a personal pitch for Hawaii's four electoral votes late Sunday by flying 3,225 miles overnight from Ohio to Waikiki Beach and asking for them.


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"I was in the neighborhood, so I thought I'd drop by and say 'Aloha,' " he quipped to the delight of some 7,000 enthusiastic supporters at a midnight rally who waved flags, pom-poms and signs in tribute and booed lustily at the mere mention of President Barack Obama's name.



With polls in Hawaii showing the race between President Obama and Governor Romney too close to call, Ryan decided Thursday to add it to his tight schedule in hope of punching a hole in what has long been a Democratic stronghold in presidential races.

PARODY ALERT

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

1. Has Ryan gone into hibernation for the winter like a bat?

I hardly hear a peep out of the little vampire anymore.

[cilla4progress]

2. Really ...

guess he decided he may as well milk the campaign coffers for all their worth here in the waning days.

He's about to have his ASS handed to him, so may as well soak up some aloha and work on his tan!

[speedoo]

3. Seriously, where the f*** is he?

He seems to have fled the sinking ship, smelly disgusting little rat that he is.

[JackN415]

4. The news article forgets to mention that he stopped by surfers' soup kitchen to wash the dishes?

[beac]

5. Now we know what they really did with all those useless

"relief" goods. Lucky for them the windows on the campaign jets open!

Look for cans of Chef Boyardee washing up on Waikiki any day now.

[SoapBox]

6. How many of the 7,000 were tourists?

That have the bucks to even go to Hawaii on a "vacation"?

And, it's laughable how Coupon Care Man has been hidden away by the campaign.

[treestar]

7. Shirtless Paul Ryan!

Sure to swing Hawaii!

[Indpndnt]

8. Did Lyin' just happen to bring his whole family with him?

Milking the campaign for all its worth right to the end, I see.

[Indpndnt]

11. Do you understand playing into and contributing to a parody?

[ffr]

10. Haha. Knew something was up. Hawaii is > 5,000 miles from Ohio

That would be a great move on their behalf though. For next election, I mean.

[sadbear]

12. CNN?

[Supersedeas]

13. Perfect Timing Eddie Munster -- any birthday cake on the tarmac to go with that lei