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Alekei_Firebird

(320 posts)
Tue Oct 30, 2012, 09:00 PM Oct 2012

Obama's obviously using his Muslim Voodoo powers to summon a storm to screw Romney

Don't those Africans have all those weird tribal rain dances? Obama's anti-colonial father probably taught him one of those dances in between daily lessons on how to hate white people even after all they've done for the dark races.

Come on, everybody knows that Romentum was taking over the election. Romney was just on the verge of overtaking Obama for good after destroying him in the 3rd debate when suddenly, this storm comes out of nowhere to make Obama look all presidential and render Romney irrelevant?

Is it any coincidence that Obama had great weather in 2008 at his convention and at his victory speech? And how Hurricane Isaac screwed with the Republican convention this year?

Obama's obviously hiding some kind of Muslim Voodoo powers that should scare the bejeesus of all good Real Americans™ everywhere. Go to the polls on November 6th to get the Witch-Doctor-in-Chief out of office for good! You never know: his next spell might be to make your pure and chaste daughters lust after those black, brown, and yellow savages!

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Obama's obviously using his Muslim Voodoo powers to summon a storm to screw Romney (Original Post) Alekei_Firebird Oct 2012 OP
Freepers to take your post as confirmation in 3...2... regnaD kciN Oct 2012 #1
What? You mean Obama's satanic Muslim Kenyan god Ilsa Oct 2012 #2
This is hilarious. Love it! Anita Win Oct 2012 #3

Ilsa

(61,701 posts)
2. What? You mean Obama's satanic Muslim Kenyan god
Tue Oct 30, 2012, 09:09 PM
Oct 2012

is more powerful than RMoney's LDS' Elohim?
Kolob help us!

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