An Agnostic's Prayer: Dear Jeebus, Have Skinner call it.

[Buzz Clik]

[DFab420]

1. You ask every day, and every day Skinner has to tell you no.

When does this become spam?

[TheBlackAdder]

37. Perhaps this site is like a closed primary. You have to buy in before you can speak to the boss.

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I find it incredibly ballsy for someone who ask for shit, to criticize the host or guests, when they are freeloading.


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[yuiyoshida]

45. He wants the purge to begin

most likely, that's the only way he will get party unity. Kick off all the damn Sanders supporters. Am I right?

[bkkyosemite]

2. This is ridiculous. Skinner said when the primary is over from my recollection.....I'm sure he

will let us know. You upset just push ignore.

[TheBlackAdder]

22. JFC, It should be called when the results of the Democratic Convention are memorialized!

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So many Democrats love to suppress democracy.


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[Hekate]

3. Now now little poster, Santa doesn't come until June 14

No peeking at the presents, either.

[NanceGreggs]

4. He won't.

And we all know why.

[Buzz Clik]

5. Jeebus or Skinner?

[NanceGreggs]

6. Ha ha!!!

I was referring to Skinner.

Jeebus isn't worried about how much revenue he'll lose if he "calls it" for HRC.

[Buzz Clik]

10. That's actually a relief.

I thought you were going to say, "Jeebus, because he fargin' despises you."

[Renew Deal]

19. A ridiculous alert against your post failed.

1-6

[NanceGreggs]

20. I never post here anymore ...

... without automatically assuming it will be alerted on.

As Skinner once said: When you post, you take your chances. And chances are overwhelming that if you're an HRC supporter, you're going to be alerted on and/or hidden.

[ibegurpard]

43. what if you're just a bad writer?

[NanceGreggs]

44. I've never been alerted on ...

... for being a bad writer.

How about you?

[ibegurpard]

46. Are you sure?

Since it's not in the TOS people have to find SOME excuse to stop your painful prose...

[NanceGreggs]

47. Put me on Ignore ...

... problem solved!

[bigwillq]

7. I hope the Skinner doesn't call it until the nominee is confirmed (nt)

[Buzz Clik]

11. Confirmed, or inaugurated?

[bigwillq]

13. Confirmed at the convention (nt)

[Buzz Clik]

14. That was a multi-level joke... see..

meh.

[bigwillq]

15. Yes, I got the joke.

[obamanut2012]

58. lol

[lumberjack_jeff]

64. Sorry, for a moment there I thought you said 'indicted'. n/t

[actslikeacarrot]

8. I know, I know, us anti war types are...

...SUCH a pain in the ass! Don't worry, Skinner will call it soon and you can post in peace.

[Buzz Clik]

12. I see what you did there.

[Fumesucker]

9. No, that's not it...

Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be forgiven for anything you may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness. Conversely, if not forgiveness but something else may be required to insure any possible benefit for which you may be eligible after the destruction of your body, I ask that this, whatever it may be, be granted or withheld, as the case may be, in such a manner as to insure your receiving said benefit. I ask this in my capacity as your elected intermediary between yourself and that which may not be yourself, but which may have an interest in the matter of your receiving as much as it is possible for you to receive of this thing, and which may in some way be influenced by this ceremony. Amen.

[Nonhlanhla]

53. Episcopalian?

[Fumesucker]

66. Close..

http://www.gregroelofs.com/humor/zelazny_agnostic.html

[Nonhlanhla]

68. Ha ha! That's great! Thanks for sharing. nt.

[cherokeeprogressive]

16. Why does an agnostic pray to an imaginary being?

Seems odd.

[Buzz Clik]

17. Damn. I have to explain everything:

Because is ain't happening, and that's kinda how I came to be an agnostic.

geez

[LostOne4Ever]

18. An agnostic atheist's prayer:

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[font style="font-family:'Georgia','Baskerville Old Face','Helvetica',fantasy;" size=4 color=#009999]Dear Joe Pecsi,

Please Do something to these trolls trying to silence Bernie Supporters. Teach them that the primary won't be over till every state vote and the nominee is declared at the convention, or till Bernie concedes.[/font]

[Buzz Clik]

21. See, this epitomizes the difference between Bernie's crew...

...and HRC's. I make a light joke, and you come back with a thinly veiled threat of violence.

Just an observation.

[TheBlackAdder]

23. You haven't had your trollish OP shut down, so there is a difference.

[LostOne4Ever]

30. See, this epitomizes the difference between Hillary's crew...

[font style="font-family:'Georgia','Baskerville Old Face','Helvetica',fantasy;" size=4 color=#009999]...and Bernies. I make an OBVIOUS George Carlin reference, and you come back thinking it is a thinly veiled threat of violence despite it not saying one violent thing in it.

Just an observation.[/font]

[Buzz Clik]

31. It's both.

[LostOne4Ever]

32. It's not.

[font style="font-family:'Georgia','Baskerville Old Face','Helvetica',fantasy;" size=4 color=#009999]Not one word was made about committing violence.

In fact, I specifically said "TEACH." But you want to make it about violence because you are incapable of NOT seeing such things in the supporters of Bernie Sanders.[/font]

[bvf]

52. I think we're dealing with someone

who clearly went the (Jack) Burns & Schreiber route way back when.

Pity, that, but not surprising.

[Bluenorthwest]

59. He thinks 'Joe Pesci' equals a threat of violence because Joe is Italian and played bad guys.

It's a mild sort of bias.

[artislife]

42. You haven't been funny once. nt

[LanternWaste]

65. I'd pretend that was a threat of violence too... were I irrational and lacked wit.

I'd pretend that was a threat of violence too... were I irrational and lacked wit.

Just another observations.

[SidDithers]

24. On Apr 27, Skinner woke up and saw his shadow...

therefore, we get 6 more weeks of pointless Hillary bashing, even though it's perfectly fucking clear that she's the Democratic nominee.

Sid

[Buzz Clik]

25. ..

[catnhatnh]

62. Well-you could take a six week break...

...we'll be OK, honest.

[SidDithers]

63. Nah, I'd rather be here to serve on juries...

and vote to hide bullshit that I think is over the top criticism.

Sid

[riderinthestorm]

26. Nah, Skinner knows conflict is good for the bottom line. Moar clicks

Equals moar $$$

Ka-ching

[Buzz Clik]

27. ... and moar boarish behavior.

[riderinthestorm]

29. Shockingly enough, democracy demands all voices are heard

Silencing dissent is a decidedly fascist characteristic. And Skinner's assuredly mercenary decision to keep the conflict going, er free speech, will be couched similarly.

But feel free to presume to be the king to decide whose voices have merit and whose are swine.

Says way more about you and your candidate than I ever could.

[TheBlackAdder]

28. It helps pay for the FREELOADERS who don't have a star next to their Username, right Buzz Clik?

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Websites aren't free, and the guys who abuse the services the most, contribute the least financially!


It's like a party crasher who mooches off the food and entertainment and then complains about the host and guests!


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[grossproffit]

35. I just signed up for a monthly stipend.

[TheBlackAdder]

36. That's awesome!

[JudyM]

38. Ooh, ouch. Nt

[grossproffit]

33. It's getting worse.

[Buzz Clik]

34. No kidding. They're out for a pound of flesh.

[morningfog]

39. If it's chaps you that much, trash the forum.

[Scurrilous]

40. Amenz.

[Warren DeMontague]

41. "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!"

[MattSh]

48. What is this "it" to which you refer?

I guess it depends what your definition of "it" is...

[Vinca]

49. The magic number has not been reached.

[Buzz Clik]

55. I guess that's what he's waiting for. Maybe the convention

But, he's tolerating a lot of "I just registered for the _____ Party and will be supporting their candidate." Violation of TOS, but they remain. Thus, my prayer.

[B Calm]

50. Trashing Thread

[Buzz Clik]

54. Too late. Once you respond to a thread, every time someone responds to you...

... it lights up your My Posts tab.

Bad move. Live and learn.

[TheBlackAdder]

56. The freeloaders eat the food, complain about the host and guests and then defile the bathroom.

[Buzz Clik]

60. kick

[stonecutter357]

51. K&R!

[jack_krass]

57. I am Jeebus: Do the following and it will be called:

For the next two months,
Every day,
At the beginning of every hour,
Stand on your head facing south, and chant "jeebus let it be called", for exactly one hour.

I promise if you do this, it will be called.

[UtahLib]

61. Thanks for the much needed comedic relief! eom

[liberalnarb]

67. Jeebus here, sorry, I'm a Bernie supporter.