I'm going to pretend to be Donald Trump for a moment. You might not like this.

[DFab420]

Bernie Sanders:

He's an old jew! Do we really need an old jew running things?!

He's from Vermont, what the hell does he know about running anything? I have companies with more people in them then Vermont.

He's old and white and weird!

Does America really want a communist to come in a run our capitalist economy?! I'm a great business man and I tell you he's dangerous.

He's gonna raise taxes!!

What about his first wife, she must hate him if we never hear from her!

HE IS GOING TO RAISE YOUR TAXES.

Hillary Clinton:

She's owned by Wall St. while I am self funding my own very excellent campaign. She's bought and paid for. Hell I even bought her once. She did exactly what I wanted.

She sent our troops into Iraq, a horrible war that cost thousands of American lives.

Monica Lewinsky.

She's corrupt, Corrupt Hillary that's what I call her.

How many positions can one person have? Now me I change my position because its the right thing to do, she does it because it's right for her.

What about those transcripts everyone? Remember how I got Obama to release his birth certificate, we need to see those transcripts!"


Any other arguments you can think that the presumptive GOP nominee will make against either of our two candidates?

[grossproffit]

1. Trump is an awful debater. Hillary will chew him up & spit him out. He won't even know what hit him.

[grossproffit]

2. If trump were to use the first remark against Sanders he'd be done.

[MineralMan]

3. Trump's a moron and a bully.

He'll drive people TO Clinton, not away from her. Count on it.

But thanks for those right wing attacks on both candidates. It's good to see that you know what they'll be.

[DFab420]

6. Not hard to do. Imagine you are 15 and angry at everything. That's basically Donald.

[MineralMan]

14. That's basically Donald and his devoted followers, too.

Fortunately, there are plenty of grownup voters around. They'll do the right thing.

[Ash_F]

4. "He's old and white and weird!"

You dropped character for a second.

[DFab420]

5. You don't think the great orange fuckit button will go after him like that?

[Ash_F]

8. I don't think he would attack anyone with "white"

That has been more of a Clinton camp attack(strangely).

But who knows. Trump is unpredictable.

[emulatorloo]

7. He's a master of Palinesque 'Word Salads'

but not much else.

[Kalidurga]

9. I dare him

To go after Bernie. People like Bernie they don't like Donald. When he attacks Bernie it will make people upset even if they think Donald might be better for their tax situation. No telling what that will do. But, it might make people think maybe this guy isn't nice and maybe he isn't a good person.

[Dems to Win]

10. Hillary's hubby signed NAFTA, GATT, WTO, PNTR w/China. Sold Americans down the river.

I will not sign TPP, Clinton will. No matter what she says today. Just ask the Chamber of Commerce, they know what's going on here.

[one_voice]

11. That's all you think he'd say about Bernie?

okay.

[lumberjack_jeff]

12. Trump isn't going to have to ask for the transcripts.

Cruz will have already traded the audio recordings to him in exchange for being appointed grand high inquisitor.

He won't have to say anything because those recordings will be on a loop at CNN and Fox news.

"Did you know that Clinton wants to bring in more guest workers as engineers and programmers? Makes sense, since the Clinton Foundation hires hundreds of cheap foreign workers, throwing hardworking americans out of work!"

[C_U_L8R]

13. Right back at ya Trumpy

- the most incredible narcissist who believes his own bullshit.
- wears so much makeup it makes you really wonder.
- a huuuuuge coke head. Sniff sniff sniff.
- trust fund brat who's really only tanked businesses.
(the successful ones were licensing deals that kept him far away from operations)
- how many bankruptcies?
- woman objectifier (in fact, everything objectifier)
- has the worst taste in everything... ever. Tacky tacky tacky.
- so full of hot air and bluster he's gonna float away to Oz.
- A no-nothing blowhard and schoolyard bully who deserves a good wedgie.
- Looks like someone airbrushed his face with cheetos.
- And good god, that hair. Lord helps us if he does to the country what he's done to his follicles.

ON EDIT: and what's with his ill-fitting suits and red neckties that go down past his crotch.
Looks like a world class clown

[DFab420]

19. I'm glad someone got the point of this post. Lots of this stuff is good. I think the bankrupcy and

the trust fund brat are two good attack avenues.

[LanternWaste]

15. Trump doesn't debate. He has 30-second half-witted monologues relevant to nothing.

Trump doesn't debate. He has 30-second half-witted monologues relevant to nothing.

[doc03]

16. Fascinating how everyone around here is writing off Trump. Trump has defied all

logic since day one. Every time the talking heads say he is finished he goes up in the polls. I think of all the
Republicans running he will be the hardest to beat. I hope the Republicans are stupid enough to screw him out of the
nomination otherwise I would bet Trump will be the next president. I don't think the average voter will vote for a
self described socialist and too many people just don't like Clinton.

[DFab420]

17. Seriously. It's as if they forget that the GOP thought he was a joke too...

[doc03]

18. Trump may look and act like a joke to us but he defiantly knows how to use the news

media. Just like today he makes a speech on foreign policy and everyone covers it start to finish. If another
candidate R or D would make a speech pointing out how dangerous he is nobody would listen. Pray we don't have a
terrorist attack here or in Europe after the fall campaign starts.