Twelve best tweets about the Trump non-story

[DonViejo]

Like most people, Twitter was unimpressed with Trump's announcement


The Fix

@TheFix
Me to Donald Trump: Go away. Please.
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Timothy P Carney@TPCarney
I will give $5 to anyone who can find my wife's birth certificate. I'm pretty sure it's in my basement. She needs to renew her passport.
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David Grann@DavidGrann
We have now defined the "October Surprise" down to absolutely nothing.
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davidfrum@davidfrum
Trump's genius plan. Trap Obama into releasing his transcripts. Then blast him as an "elitist" when he is shown to have earned straight As.
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John Berman@johnsberman
On a day like today, I long for the contents of Al Capone's vault.
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Stefan Becket@stefanjbecket
Someone find a billionaire willing to donate $5 million to charity if Obama ignores Trump.
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Jon Lovett@jonlovett
I have a feeling there aren't a lot of people around Donald Trump who can give him honest feedback.
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NickBaumann@NickBaumann
Donald Trump is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
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Indecision
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@indecision
Ignoring Donald Trump is taking away precious time from all the ignoring Gloria Allred I was planning to do.
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Dan Amira@DanAmira
"Can't believe this Trump thing turned out to be a total letdown." -- guy who has been in a coma for past fifteen years
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Zack Beauchamp@zackbeauchamp
Amused that Donald Trump is essentially doing a "philantrophic" version of the Joker's moral experiments in The Dark Knight.
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Joseph Weisenthal@TheStalwart
Today's Gallup poll will be completely useless, since it will have been entirely conducted before the Trump offer.

http://www.salon.com/2012/10/24/twelve_best_tweets_about_the_trump_non_story/

[oswaldactedalone]

1. LOL

at the Wiesenthal tweet, well, most of them really.

Well done!

[VirginiaTarheel]

2. Hilarious

[courseofhistory]

3. But the Donald was GIVEN

an Oct. surprise! Trump Towers board fired him!! They hired another company to manage it!

[DCBob]

4. Stefan Becket@stefanjbecket !!

"Someone find a billionaire willing to donate $5 million to charity if Obama ignores Trump. "

[underpants]

5. Donald Trump is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert

[Jennicut]

6. The Donald's announcement was as bad as the Al Capone vault.

I distinctly remember that disaster in the 80's when I was a kid. I think this is right up there.
Now can Mr. Comb Over please go away?