Did you hear the one about the colored people and the cautious politicians?

[mhatrw]

Both of them can be abbreviated CP and both of them are totally slow!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

[mhatrw]

1. It's humorously self-depreciating for powerful white politicians to compare

their own lack of initiative and decisiveness to that of colored people!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

[Sky Masterson]

2. But Bill was the first Black President

So its okay.
If the Clintons cant stop stepping on their own di_ks in the primary then how the hell are they going to get through the next half a year.
Whats next, A lazy Latino joke, an Asian driving joke, or maybe she can order a slurpie at quickiemart using a bad Apu impression.

[Fumesucker]

3. Gandhi runs a filling station in St Louis?

[Sky Masterson]

5. What?

She is the first Hindu First lady, so its okay.

[mhatrw]

4. Jack Benny would be proud!

Rochester Republicans

[Sky Masterson]

6. I'm surprised they didn't come out in Black face makeup

and sing "April Showers"

Life is not a highway strewn with flowers,
Still it holds a goodly share of bliss,
When the sun gives way to April showers,
Here is the point you should never miss.
Though April showers may come your way,
They bring the flowers that bloom in May.
So if it's raining, have no regrets,
Because it isn't raining rain, you know, (It's raining violets, )
And where you see clouds upon the hills,
You soon will see crowds of daffodils,
So keep on looking for a blue bird, And list'ning for his song,
Whenever April showers come along.
And where you see clouds upon the hills,
You soon will see crowds of daffodils,
So keep on looking for a blue bird, And list'ning for his song,
Whenever April showers come along.

[whirlygigspin]

8. I prefer Camptown Races by Al Jolson

it's such a catchy tune, doo dah doo dah

[Sky Masterson]

9. Camptown Races?

You know Camptown Ladies (Warning: Clip contains highly racist words and stereotypes)

[John Poet]

7. So if I started asking all my AA friends

to make sure they "don't run on C.P. time",
who thinks they would find that to be 'funny'?



I think I would be asking for a busted lip.... and rightfully so.

[Sky Masterson]

10. How many females call each other Bit___s?

Doesn't give me the Okay to call them Bit___s just because I could be married to a woman and have daughters(I ain't and don't)
.

[mhatrw]

11. But if you just meant "cautious politicians", it would be jes' fine!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!