Clinton staff accuses Bernie of farting & blaming it on the dog...
According to a high-level Clinton campaign staff member, Senator Sanders has committed a plethora of other high crimes & misdemeanors, including failure to lower the toilet seat, leaving the cap on the milk without fully tightening it, and wearing white after Labor Day.
"I think these crimes expose Senator Sanders as unprepared to serve as President and Commander in Chief" said the staffer, on the condition of anonymity. "Secretary Clinton has a long, documented history of not only accomplishing these tasks, but of ordering her underlings to order their underlings to ensure such matters are addressed in a timely, professional, and presidential manner."
When asked to comment on these accusations, Senator Sanders failed to offer an explanation for his clearly un-American and un-presidential behavior, probably because he's a socialist and socialists are the devil.
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His name is Bernie
