The Only Reason Sanders Won Wisconsin Is Because He's From a Neighboring State.

[Impedimentus]

I'm trying to earn a few extra dollars writing Clinton talking points

FEEL THE BERN - 2016

[Red Oak]

1. Bernie MAY win Vermont. Maybe.

[oldandhappy]

2. Vermont has the most amazing state border.

It stretches to Wisconsin and Alaska and Hawai'i!!

[Armstead]

3. It's only because he's Jewish. That's a big deal in Wisconsin.

[Xipe Totec]

4. Three cheers for the Senator from Gapiana

Gapiana (ga pee ah' nah)
n. The unclaimed strip of land between the "you are now leaving" and "welcome to" signs when crossing state lines.

[reformist2]

5. Wisconsin is like Vermont - a dairy state. All those dairy states are all alike, you know.

[Impedimentus]

7. See, I knew I had a future writing talking points. Also, it gets very cold in winter in both states.

FEEL THE BERN - 2016

[SMC22307]

16. Howzabout wilderness? (n/t)

[strategery blunder]

18. Don't forget snow

Bernie can only win states with snow, wilderness or mountains, and WI has snow and wilderness

(Remember that OP after WA/AK/HI?)

[SMC22307]

21. Ha, yes, but I couldn't remember all the components.

Wisconsinites must be wannabe stoners like their brethren in CO, AK and WA!

[strategery blunder]

22. Ironically, if we go by that standard...

New York has snow? Check
Wilderness? Plenty upstate
Mountains? the Adirondacks

Therefore using the same standards that Hillarians apply to Bernie wins, we can predict Bernie taking NY in a landslide

[SMC22307]

30. Forget all that, tokens is where it's at.

[strategery blunder]

32. I've seen that floating around but I think it refers to something that came out when I was at work

would you mind tossing me an explanatory link please?

[SMC22307]

33. Ask and ye shall receive...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/12511653666

[strategery blunder]

34. tyvm reading now :) n/t

[SMC22307]

36. My pleasure.

Quick highlight: Brooklyn-born Bernard Sanders IS NOT a New Yorker!

It truly is the silly season.

[strategery blunder]

37. That was hillaryious

Dear heavens, I spent the second half of my childhood in Chicago, and if someone asked me the same question about the El, I'd probably sound like Bernie myself.

Silly season indeed lol

[SMC22307]

39. LOL DC Metro here...

and I'll be damned it I start using "SmarTrip Card." Forever farecard!

[catnhatnh]

8. Hillary cannot stand...

...before Big Moo and the Cheddar Cartel!!!

[SheilaT]

14. Is Northern New York State still dairy country?

It was when I lived there, but that was a VERY long time ago.

If it still is, and Bernie has the lock on dairy farmers, well, he'll take NY big!

[TheBlackAdder]

26. Shhh.... It's also next to VT and half of NY voters live in gun country.

[SheilaT]

35. Okay, she says in a whisper.

I also recall hunting was quite big there. We moved away when I was 14, and my family didn't do any hunting.

[bigwillq]

6. Bwah

[TM99]

9. He only won because

there are a lot of mountains and snow in Wisconsin.

It is definitely not a diverse state - white bros only in Wisconsin.

[Hoyt]

10. Agree, Similar state in terms of middle class white folks.

[Jane Austin]

11. And . . . he only wins caucus states.

Oh, wait . . . .

[pa28]

12. AND it's almost the same latitude as Vermont.

Vermont also is a neighboring state as New York so that's why he's going to do well there as well. Being from a neighboring state actually counts more than the home state advantage.

Subway tokens!!!111q!

[Little_Wing]

13. LOL SO HARD

Earn those bucks! Good work Hillarybot

[beedle]

15. I think having won those 7 Pinocchio awards from the 'Bernie friendly' WaPo

really turned the tide.

So good to have the MSM in your pocket :-P

Now, we need to see if we can win another 6 or 7 Pinocchio awards for that 'Subway token' scandal before we head to New York.

Thanks David, don't know how you're getting Hilary to agree to making her campaign look so mean and petty, but we appreciate it .. we really do.

[Impedimentus]

17. Bernie Sanders was born in Turkmenistan and his father is Kenyan

FEEL THE BERN - 2016

[ChairmanAgnostic]

19. And (horrors) PAGAN!

[Binkie The Clown]

20. Clearly it's because both states have "on" in them.

Wisconsin
Vermont

That must be the reason.

[Impedimentus]

23. Check's in the mail

FEEL THE BERN - 2016

[artislife]

24. He also happens to be a citizen of the same country as the people of Wisconsin. nt

[Beacool]

25. What was the ratio of Independents to registered Democrats?

[PeaceNikki]

27. We don't register with a party here.

It takes 2-3 hours to vote in the inner city. GOTV in the districts she'd kill in is very very hard. People don't have time for it.

And it's been made much harder with the newly enacted Voter ID law. Democratic turnout in those areas is abysmal at best in anything outside of the GE.

[Beacool]

29. Thanks for the response.

Voter suppression will be a problem in the GE.

[PeaceNikki]

31. Yes, it will.

[Impedimentus]

28. One over pi

1/?

FEEL THE BERN - 2016

[Impedimentus]

38. Hillary is going to build a wall around Vermont and make Bernie pay for it.

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[Kalidurga]

40. Yeah, but he is going to lose NY cuz #tokengate

[jfern]

41. And all those counties that he won by over 25 points, like Menominee, are lily white