BREAKING: Bernie Sanders Itemized His Deductions!!!

[Cheese Sandwich]

What kind of weirdo does that?

[phleshdef]

1. LOL. And then he had a healthy bowel movement that he has yes to publicly disclose.

[beam me up scottie]

2. #releasethegroceryreceipts

[Cheese Sandwich]

3. LOL

[beam me up scottie]

4. I can totally see them digging through his trash.

Have you read the tweets from Hillary supporters? They are unhinged.

[daleanime]

7. Sadly, I would bet money I don't have....

that's been done already.

[beam me up scottie]

8. I'm sure Brock paid someone to do that too.

But I'll bet some of the vewy vewy concerned brigade would do it for free.

For America!

[Peace Patriot]

15. Yup, I got a laugh out of the Brock 'meme' that Sanders hasn't been vetted!

You're darn tootin' he "paid someone"! No doubt at all, he and others in the Clinton campaign as well, have had an army of private investigators on Sanders.

And it's hilarious what they came up with! NOTHING BUT GLOWING REPORTS! Yes, he was an honest to God civil rights activist in his 20s when it was a dangerous thing to be. Yes, he does his own laundry! No, nobody hates him in Vermont. In fact, they love him there! And on and on and on. Brock must've been tearing at his ridiculous pompadour and Clinton I can imagine shouting and pointing fingers at their agents: 'Get me something...SOMETHING!'

Then one dark and gloomy night, hairless Brock (who now has to wear a wig cuz he tore it all out) has a lightning explosion in his brain: How can we make his civil rights record look FAKED?

Evil dude, that. I'll never forgive him for what he did to Anita Hill. Funny how Clinton does, though.

[beam me up scottie]

20. Tarrant spent millions too when he went up against Bernie.

And if those two dirtbags couldn't find anything it's because there's nothing to be found.

Brilliant scenario, I can actually see and hear Brock screaming at his minions, I DONT CARE HOW LONG IT TAKES YOU TO PUT TOGETHER THOSE SHREDDED DOCUMENTS!!!

wuh-PSSH!!!

(sound of whip cracking)

[phleshdef]

17. Yea, those receipts for Denny's is pretty fucking damning.

[beam me up scottie]

18. LOL!

[grasswire]

5. they are sweeping the sidewalk outside his house...

....to look for crumbs now.

[beam me up scottie]

11. I wouldn't put it past them.

Looking to see if he forgot to recycle something, what kind of laundry detergent he uses, if he wears boxers or briefs...

[grasswire]

12. oh I don't wanna think about that!

I hope no one asks him about his underwear.

[notadmblnd]

28. They already did, last October

Bernie Sanders Clarifies How Many Pairs Of Underpants He Owns
“Yes, last week I bought my second pair of underwear."
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bernie-sanders-larry-david-underwear_us_5624ee76e4b0bce347013f2b

[Betty Karlson]

16. Thread winner and mic drop please!

[Lizzie Poppet]

23. +1

[valerief]

26. Bwahahaha!

[grasswire]

6. it's so wonderful to support a candidate who is honest, and courteous. nt

[Art_from_Ark]

14. It certainly is

[silvershadow]

9. No chance Hillary itemized her, um, "speaking fee", is there?

[840high]

10. lol +1

[pugetres]

13. That type of person

sometimes has his tax filing go on extension! Monster!

[Kalidurga]

19. The kind of weirdo that wears matching socks.

[geek tragedy]

21. What were those deductions? They were unusually large compared to his income? nt

[uponit7771]

22. Yeah, over 25% of his income which is unusual at best... any one else would've been audited

[Nanjeanne]

24. I think he used his credit card for $50,000 in cash so he could

Go to at least one of Clinton's fundraisers!

[DrDan]

25. I am quite sure the itemizations have been shared, right?

[GeorgiaPeanuts]

27. Well... Anybody who has a home with a mortgage likely itemizes...

The interest is often high enough even for cheaper properties that itemizing makes sense