Retired soccer star Abby Wambach arrested for DUI in Oregon

[JackRiddler]

Washington Post ! I hear they think they're a big global paper or something.

That's the top story on the Google news aggregator, followed by the Amtrak accident and (I kid you not) an escaped chihuahua on the Bay Bridge.

Which I am noting to show how the whole country is absolutely in the grip of anticipation of reading Sanders' incendiary tax returns, which inevitably will be released soon, and the mindnumbingly milquetoast contents of which can actually already be inferred from the online financial disclosures.

Don't you guys tire of making this stuff up and pretending it matters?

The world is literally burning and you want Clinton as fracker in chief!

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1. Huh... I get "Paloma Faith may or may not be quitting The Voice UK" (nt)

[JackRiddler]

2. Same thing.

Two things you won't be getting:

"Panama Files" reveal details of awesome criminality and tax evasion in offshore wealth havens. (Because they're the oligarch's press, after all.)

and...

Oh my god Sanders' surely fascinating tax forms haven't been released yet, this is way worse than Clinton not telling you what her quo was for all the quid the bankers paid her at $225K an hour minimum. (Because they don't do non-stories, unless these involve blood or celebrity embarrassment.)

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3. No, I get the Panama Papers after the Amtrak accident and the Chihuahua, so #4 (nt)