So what's Donald Trump got up his sleeve?

[Cannikin]

The Facebook feeds are alive with articles about him threatening to release "something big" on the president.

A google search had an article or two from sources I wouldn't consider reputable, so I won't post them.

[Rambis]

1. Whatever it is it won't come from his sleeve

He is a bad dickhead!

[Yavin4]

26. More Like from Donld's South region

where the sun don't shine.

[Floyd_Gondolli]

2. Nothing.

[Lex]

3. He has the 'real' birth certficate now?

[2pooped2pop]

8. I believe he sent his own people to Mars

and apparently they found a birth certificate. The real one, folks. This could be bad for us.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. Same thing everybody else has up their sleeve:

An arm. Nothing else. Trump is just trying to stay in the spotlight, his presidential bid having deflated like a leftover souffle.

[Politicalboi]

5. The worst news possible

Donald Trump is Obama's brother from another mother.

[Jackpine Radical]

6. The biggest thing he has

is his ego, which he released years ago.

[SingleSeatBiggerMeat]

7. OK, I'll Bite

1. A new TV show?
2. His 7th wife?
3. A Superfund Announcement on is hair?

[cleduc]

9. Maybe those detectives Trump claimed that he

sent to Hawaii to check out the birth certificate finally handed him a big bill after finding out the birth certificate was legit.

[1StrongBlackMan]

10. I know ...

On Wednesday, Trump plans to reveal that President Obama is Black!

This revelation will be preceded and followed by the announcement of trump's newest "Reality Series", Can You Stay Relevant, in which contestants go to any lengths to garner media attention." (To be aired on the fox network.)

[The Magistrate]

11. Piss-Poor Biceps And a Bad Tattoo, Ma'am....

[yellowcanine]

12. Only thing "big" would be if he now endorses Obama.

Anything else is rehash so would not be "big."

[GallopingGhost]

13. Is this the same "big surprise" that Trump

said he had in August?

[Cannikin]

15. I had the same thought.

He worded himself in the exact same way he did when he was teasing at some revelation about the birth certificate...and we all know how THAT turned out!

[FSogol]

14. Self promotion.

Or Romney asked him to be Sec of State.

[RegieRocker]

16. Its the internet

it must be true. Now days throwing crap sticks to the wall more than ever. A multitude of people who will believe because they hope its true.

[BraKez2]

17. Last time they said they had something big up there sleeve...

it ended up being Clint Eastwood talking to a chair....

[bongbong]

18. His big revelation ....

"I use Tang on my toupee to keep it looking fresh!"

[GallopingGhost]

22. I just choked on my coffee.

Thank you.

[courseofhistory]

19. The same big

surprise he cancelled revealing in August due to the RNC convention. DUH????? If it's so big, why cancel due to anything.

[Firebirds01]

20. He will endorse Obama.

That would be the only thing he can do to hurt Obama's chances.

[no_hypocrisy]

21. He's bringing back Teresa Giudice to his Celebrity Apprentice Has-Beens.

That will certainly decide this election . . . . . . .

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[budkin]

23. A tentacle?

[tarheelsunc]

24. I think he's bluffing after hearing the rumors that Allred may have something. He has no credibility

[KamaAina]

25. A spare toupee?

[Arkana]

27. Another hairpiece, most likely.

[nc4bo]

28. I tweeted that I heard Gloria Allred also has a "something big", a bombshell too........

guess which one more people would tune in for?

[jsmirman]

29. Jack and Shit

the only place that guy is more consistently disappointing when he announces he has something HUGE

is in the bedroom.

[smorkingapple]

30. Even the freepers are calling bullshit on it

Went over there to see if they had any scoop on it...

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2948576/posts

He's just trying to get attention and possibly credit if Romney does win...

[LiberalFighter]

31. His other toupee

[underpants]

32. He is trying to steal air behind the sails of the Allred "October Surprise" n/t

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

33. whatever he does, the media should hold Romney accountable for it

seeing as how he's gone out of his way to give a big, sloppy, wet kiss to Donald and his racist birtherism

[MFM008]

34. more hair...

[Shankapotomus]

35. The rumor is

Trump finally has his comeback ready from the White House Correspondent's Dinner.