How to Make a Stadium Look Full

[babylonsister]

http://politicalwire.com/archives/2012/02/24/how_to_make_a_stadium_look_full.html

Pathetic, but...

February 24, 2012

How to Make a Stadium Look Full


The Detroit Free Press has an interesting piece on how difficult it will be to make it look like Mitt Romney isn't speaking to a nearly empty stadium when he gives his economic speech later today.

"The Romney campaign and the Economic Club think they've solved the problem. The guests will be seated at one end of the playing surface, roughly between the end zone and the 30-yard line, while Romney will speak from a stage in front of them. About 100 news media representatives and 50 or so TV cameras will set up behind the guests, so that it will be clear Romney is speaking to a crowd."

[Happyhippychick]

1. Better idea: do the speech in the men's room.

[chaplainM]

2. There's always the Karl Rove method

Copy and paste the crowd until the stadium is full!




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[Old and In the Way]

3. Pretty funny.

Mitt's crowd-



Obama's crowd-

[mucifer]

4. It would be good to compare it with a recent Obama crowd from the past few weeks or so.

[babylonsister]

5. *****Here's A Pic!*****

[Wait Wut]

6. Mitt has enough money.

He could've added a few thousand blow-up dolls. It's not like anyone would've gotten turned on by them, but Newt would be infiltrating the gathering trying to find a new wife.