First Birth Control and Health Care -- can Poop be far Behind?

[Britethorn]

[flakey_foont]

1. what?

It's not enough to regulate what you put into your body... do they now want to regulate what comes out ?

[Britethorn]

4. If Obama was for it they'd be against it

I'd like to see Obama try and help spread toilets around the world and then watch the GOP cry out against government interference.

[man4allcats]

2. I predict the GOP candidates would be

universally in favor of keeping government out of our poop. After all, all these guys are full of shit anyway so it seems only natural they wouldn't want government messing around in what they're basically made of.

[Larkspur]

3. They'll only regulate women's poop because fertilized eggs may be found there

Most fertilized eggs are naturally aborted and they can pass out of the woman's system before she knows that she is pregnant, so the American Taliban will want women's poop and pee inspected for fertilized eggs before it is flushed.

[Britethorn]

5. Yikes

It could happen!