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thecentristword

(187 posts)
Sat Oct 13, 2012, 12:35 PM Oct 2012

The Top 5 Things about Paul Ryan’s Workout Pic that Makes Him Look Like a Complete Dork

If you saw this dude in the gym, would your first instinct be to go over and lash out at him somehow? Some primal, high school evil that come from the depths of your…. well you get what I am trying to say. In fact, there is probably a pretty good reason for that reaction. These shots seem to have been done to show your old high school classmates. ‘even though I was a geek back in the 80?s, I am cool now’.

1. The hat that has never been worn before – A brand new fancy, rad hat for the ultra cool glamour shots. Not very cool. A little wear on the hat would make it look like you didn’t get it from wardrobe.

2. Backwards hat – Why not tilt it too? You are 44, not 14 – have some dignity.

3. PX Skinny - PX90 is great, but 2% body fat on a forty something body makes you look sick (as in ill). Balance the burn with some actual muscle building routines. Stick-like arms and legs doesn’t exactly scream cool.

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brewens

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2. When I go lift it's old school sweats, shades and my ipod. Shades because my regular glasses
Sat Oct 13, 2012, 12:43 PM
Oct 2012

aren't good for working up a sweat. Plus they make me look like a badass! if I saw a punk like that working out, I wouldn't even talk to him.

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