Can Bernie's "Revolution" help the Cleveland Browns FINALLY draft their franchise QB???

[enigmatic]

If so, I'll start praying to the guy.

[villager]

1. He's been in Congress how long, and done *nothing* about it!?

It's time for some rote, splenetic, outrage, I tell ya!

[enigmatic]

2. If Bernie supports keeping Johnny Manziel on the team

I'm writing in Vermin Supreme's name on the ballot!

[Fuddnik]

17. If he can sucker Jerry Jones into trading for him, I'll triple my monthly donation!

[enigmatic]

20. Whoa, great point

I'll kick in another 100 bucks myself if he can sweet talk Jerry Jones into pulling the trigger..

[olddots]

3. Bernie helped the Red Sox but he can't work miracles

[enigmatic]

4. "you may say that I'm a dreamer...but I'm not the only one..."

[Recursion]

5. It's a fool's errand. Look at Washington. How much have they spent in the past decade on the QB

who would finally solve all of their problems? Only to then neglect to give him any sort of offensive line. (As I keep saying: the team needs an offensive line much more than it needs an offensive mascot.)

[enigmatic]

11. I like Kirk Cousins

Solid game manager who turned out to be a canny pick. And I was one who thought they were crazy drafting him in the 4th round after trading the farm for the rights to draft RGIII in the first that same year.

[DLnyc]

25. Wait, are you implying the other side's supporters are more offensive?

This has been such a nice clean thread so far, I hope we don't have to start an alert war now!

[Recursion]

26. There's only one team's fans I'm interested in *ahem* deflating

If you know what I mean. But that's from that other conference, that lesser conference, that no actual NFL fans care about.

[DLnyc]

27. okay just kidding

and, on second look, your analysis of the QB problem is spot on!

[beam me up scottie]

6. If he can't why then fuck are we voting for him?

NOT GOOD ENOUGH BERNIE!!!








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[enigmatic]

16. Seriously!

If Bernie can't save me and my fellow Browns fans, what's the use in ever voting again??

[daleanime]

7. No....

[99th_Monkey]

8. Can Hillarians' Toxic Mockery & Vitriol Get Any More Vacuous?

Inquiring minds would like to know.

[HooptieWagon]

9. We'll trade you Mike Glennon for your 1st round pick.

Starting experience. Solid. Not a raging alcoholic. Big improvement over Johnny Bottle.

[enigmatic]

13. Glennon's buried behind Winston

Always liked Mike and it's a shame he's not going to get another shot in TB most likely.

[Glamrock]

10. My car needed a jump last night.

No Bernie. No revolution. Curses! Foiled by my own idealism!

[JRLeft]

12. Bernie needs to get behind this man.

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[enigmatic]

21. I'm hoping Josh Gordon gets reinstated this coming year

Dude is a beast and is a bonafide game-changer no matter who is the QB.

[polly7]

14. Revolution!

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[cherokeeprogressive]

15. Bring back Kosar!

[enigmatic]

18. Bernie's a God to me

Have a Kosar jersey downstairs in my bar; if not for John Elway and The Drive...

[enigmatic]

22. My fellow Cleveland Sports Fans are bitter, self-loathing shells of humans

Thanks to 50 years of heartbreak in the Factory Of Sadness.

And we wouldn't have it any other way

[enigmatic]

24. Agreed!

[CentralMass]

28. No. I'm afraid not. No force known to mankind can keep the Brown's from shooting themselves

In the foot.