Romney is all excited about his next move playing Monopoly.

[grantcart]

“You know, I’ve got a little secret here," Romney told a rally crowd of a few hundred supporters. "That is that the Obama campaign thinks Pennsylvania is in their pocket -- they don’t need to worry about it. . .

"We’re going to win Pennsylvania

If he does manage to land on Pennsylvania Avenue and buy it, he will have his first property of the game.

[oldhippydude]

1. apparently his current problem

is that he can't seem to pass go and collect 200.. his donors are drying up

[aletier_v]

2. Romney thought Pennsylvania R&R meant "Romney & Ryan".

[alcibiades_mystery]

3. His boasts would be more believable if he was campaigning and putting up ads in PA

He's doing neither. So, he's basically just talking to a bunch of PA Republican money guys who he desperately needs to cut him a check. What else is he going to say? "Well, we're certainly losing Pennsylvania, so I won't be using your money to campaign here or put any ads on the air, but cut me a check anyway, since it might help in Colorado."

That doesn't play very well, I'd guess. I'm filing this with "Hello, Spokane Washington, are you ready to RAAAAWK!" rhetoric. Slot in a new city/state every night. Just keep the asses in the seats til the ride runs out.

[Voice for Peace]

4. his recent confidence in regards to Pennsylvania

as if the fix is in.. and probably he is saying things
he's been told he shouldn't say, for example about how
there could be a huge surprise early on election night,
when the votes just start swinging his way.

[treestar]

5. or 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

not for sale, Rmoney

[Vidar]

6. "Go Directly to Jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect..."

[NCLefty]

7. Community Chest

ELECTION FRAUD IN YOUR FAVOR.

COLLECT FLORIDA.

[HopeHoops]

8. "Go directly to jail. Do not collect $200."