Green Bay TV news does a puff piece on a "pet psychic..."

[Archae]

I just blasted the crap out of them in the comments.

Pet psychic communicates with animals

TWIN FALLS, Idaho (KMVT) -- One couple attended the a pet festival in Twin Falls, Idaho for one reason: the pet psychic. Lorrie the Pet Psychic flew in from Michigan and became a hit.

The Hopkins did not leave disappointed.
"She's really informative," observed Steve Hopkins. "She's spot on on everything she said."
Lorrie has been reading pets for the last two decades as a third-generation psychic. She talks to pets like she would normal people.
"It depends how they're going to communicate with me," Lorrie explained. "I'll hear them or they'll show me pictures or however they're going to communicate. They're not all the same. If a dog is hurting, they can show me where they're hurting or not feeling good, they'll show me or let me feel that."

http://www.wbay.com/content/news?article=430974113

[LakeArenal]

1. I am no pet psychic

But I know when my dog doesn't feel good or isn't happy..

I guess if your dog has behavior problems that you can't resolve; Maybe you should see the psychic to find out what you are doing wrong.

P.S. Dogs ARE normal people!

[Puzzler]

2. Hey pet psychic, ask a dog its name

-Puzzler