No One Else To Fuck

[Ian David]

[DavidDvorkin]

1. Maybe there were some sisters who aren't mentioned.

[laconicsax]

3. God says yes.

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ALMIGHTY GOD: Yes, of course. Everyone screwed their sister at first and knocked her up dozens of times and everyone dug it. You have to start somewhere. Later on, when there were a couple thousand humans I made it clear this was no longer ok. This explains why you humans are all such retards. You’re all inbred. Feel better now?
http://stuffgodhates.com/page/10/

[DavidDvorkin]

5. That explains a lot.

[kdmorris]

35. I almost spit my coffee out at that one

HAHAHA...

[AlbertCat]

2. And I thought this was gonna be about...

.... how the GOP have alienated everyone they possibly could.

[laconicsax]

4. I hope someone posts the jury result on this thread.

I considered not posting as to be eligible for that inevitable jury, but meh.

[girl gone mad]

11. Your wish is my command.

The review was completed at Fri May 18, 2012, 05:00 PM, and the Jury voted 2-4 to LEAVE IT.

Juror #1 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: "blasphemy" is narrow religious dogma and NOT cited in DU's rules. Anyone whose "sensibilities" are injured by such parodies should probably avoid the Internet (or any bar, or any student unnion,or any fraternity or sorority or any unit in the Armed Forces of the U.S.)
Juror #2 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: It's in the atheists and agnostics group. It's allowed to be blasphemous.
Juror #3 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: Obscenity and blasphemy are not automatic violations of community standards. Everyone does not worship the same sky wizard as you. Get over it.
Juror #4 voted to HIDE IT and said: Religious bigotry is against the TOS
Juror #5 voted to HIDE IT and said: No explanation given
Juror #6 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: It's visuals are over the top. But anyone with an IQ over 90 has surely questioned the story about Adam and Eve and Cain. It just does not make sense. Obscene or not. Blasphemous or not. The post poses a valid question, and no one has answered it in all the thousands of years of the Judeo-Christian tradition as far as I know. If the person objecting to this post has an answer, a satisfactory answer to the question, then I will agree the post should be hidden. But as things stand, this post, in my opinion, should be left alone.

[trotsky]

12. Unfortunately not surprising that there are those who would bring us brand new blasphemy laws...

in the name of preventing "religious bigotry."

Nope, you cannot mock or criticize a religious belief without being a religious bigot, apparently. What a way to censor everyone.

[laconicsax]

14. But don't call them theocrats!

[Anarcho-Socialist]

21. does it not make a religious adherent blasphemous

against all other religions?

[laconicsax]

13. What was the alert text?

Did someone actually alert and say that a post was blasphemous?

[girl gone mad]

15. Yeah.

REASON FOR ALERT:

This post is disruptive, hurtful, rude, insensitive, over-the-top, or otherwise inappropriate. (See <a href="http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=aboutus#communitystandards" target="_blank">Community Standards</a>.)

ALERTER'S COMMENTS:

Not only obscene, but blasphemous too!

[laconicsax]

17. BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Ian David]

18. Blasphemy is a victimless crime. The alerter can suck it.*

I can't believe there is BLASPHEMY in the ATHEISM forum!

*And by "it," I mean my penis.

[laconicsax]

19. What does the alerter sucking you off have to do with their alert?

[Ian David]

22. My balls feel dry. n/t

[Iggo]

28. Oh, you are bad!

[eqfan592]

23. wow, really???

I really have to wonder who the religious person is that is trolling around the A&A forum on the lookout for obscene blasphemy.

[Ian David]

25. Who ever it is, I will have to find more to post here. n/t

[eqfan592]

29. Here's one that makes me laugh...

EDIT: I also like this one a ton...

[Warren DeMontague]

32. People will Alert on just about anything, these days.

Trust me.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

20. This thread and that Jury vote just made my weekend

I never thought anyone would be crazy enough to alert a post in the Atheists and Agnostics group for "blasphemy"

[Ian David]

26. I didn't even cross-post it in the Religious forum to try and tweak them.

But now that it's been alerted on once, and failed to be hidden, it can't be successfully alerted on ever again, right?

So, if SOMEONE were to post a link to this thread in the religious forum. Someone who's willing to be more dickish than even *I* am...

[Merlot]

6. As a kid I used to wonder that, actually

Ok, maybe not in such graphic terms, but I did wonder how it all worked out with different ethic groups and that whole genetics thing.

Sunday school was not a happy time for me...also remember thinking that being "born again" was a reference to reincarnation. Of course, did not talk about that, either.

[edcantor]

7. Just goes to show, anyone believing the literal words of

the Bible is filled with circuits that simply don't compute logically.

I think in large part that people who have a hard time with processing reality in their lives are the most ardent and literal believers in a religion like fundamentalist Christianity or Islam. The level of literal belief is more an indicator of the mind of the believer, what it is and is NOT capable of doing, and how it copes with a world of nuances, and grey areas, by turning instead to a book filled with contradictions and stories of strange people and a sky dad.

[Arugula Latte]

8. That's it in a nutshell. Or maybe a nutsack.

[cynatnite]

9. I know I am supposed to offended by this...

but the question needs asked.

[TahitiNut]

10. The Land of Nod is where sailors went on leave.

[backscatter712]

16. Oh my!!!

[Gore1FL]

24. I look forwar to the sequal about Lot's Daughters

[daaron]

27. We aren't the only ones to wonder.

It's an interesting side note that according to one apocryphal tradition, Adam (in the guise of Adam Kadmon, the little red man) had a first wive, Lilith, who bore a bunch of demon children that are stuck between the 1st Genesis and the 2nd Genesis, to be returned to sheol after the messiah comes. So in some pretty arcane circles of thought, these un-blessed children of Adam were the stock upon which Cain preyed after the expulsion.

[BiggJawn]

33. I worked with a guy who was Xian Identity...

and told me, in all seriousness, that the non-white races of mankind were a result of Cain's bestiality with animals after he was kicked out of Eden.

It's fantastic bullshit like that that kept me on the road to Atheism!

[daaron]

34. That was official Mormon church position until early a few decades ago.

Yikes!

[dimbear]

30. Is that Daryl Hannah as Cain? Weird casting. n/t

.........spelling.....

[Warren DeMontague]

31. You mean something in the Bible doesn't make logical, linear sense?

Thats gotta be a first.