Ever had this conversation?

[True Dough]

[marble falls]

1. And then, nobody asked for that, either.

[we can do it]

2. Do you know what forum this is?

[Think. Again.]

3. Oh yes...

...as much as we might want to save them, these christians will have to figure it on their own.

[Timeflyer]

4. A local Proud Moms for Bigotry prays for us all during public comments time

at every school board meeting. Whether we like it or not. Forced participation in her form of religion. For her smug ego satisfaction.

[JoseBalow]

8. Whoopee Cushions are cheap and easy to comfortably conceal

under your armpits beneath a loose shirt



Just wait for an opportune moment, and gently squeeeeze

[Timeflyer]

9. Oh, great idea! Worth getting sternly admonished and banished to eternal damnation for.

[SarahD]

5. The Xtian guy has a point.

Everybody has a gag limit, and the Xtians love to poke and prod and find the limit by provoking the "hateful" reaction. It's part of what they do to perpetuate the victim thing.

[Lunabell]

6. I've seen some whining here on DU.

About those mean atheists. Smh

[keithbvadu2]

7. What brand of Christian? Protestant? Catholic? Mormon? Other?

Many don't believe that the other brands are real Christians.

I want to be sure that I get the truth.

???

[Farmer-Rick]

10. Yeah, when the Mormons come knocking on my door

I guess because we are so rural, they think we need saving.

But they come trying to preach their superstitions and I throw it back in their faces about their criminal founder. They clutch their Bibles and scuttle away while claiming I don't need to be so mean.