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Related: About this forumCast That First Stone With the Jesus Slingshot!
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(With all due respect..) Youve tried church. Youve tried prayer. Youve even sacrificed the fatted calf, but God still wont smite your enemies. Get The Jesus Slingshot, new from My Left Behind Toys! The Jesus Slingshot will help you do unto others before they can do unto you!
(With all due respect..) Youve tried church. Youve tried prayer. Youve even sacrificed the fatted calf, but God still wont smite your enemies. Get The Jesus Slingshot, new from My Left Behind Toys! The Jesus Slingshot will help you do unto others before they can do unto you!
I want one! I wouldn't shoot anyone or anything with it. I'd hang it on a wall. It'd be a great conversation piece.
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Cast That First Stone With the Jesus Slingshot! (Original Post)
frogmarch
May 2016
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mr blur
(7,753 posts)1. That is completely tasteless and, I'm sure, bound to give offense.
I'll take five!
NeoGreen
(4,031 posts)2. Those stones need a higher...
... coefficient of sphericity.
That way they will have a better chance to hit their intended targets.
just sayin'
truebrit71
(20,805 posts)3. ROFLMAO!!!!
rurallib
(62,416 posts)4. just like David slew Goliath with!
AlbertCat
(17,505 posts)5. Hey look!!!
You can do "Jesus Skipping Rope" with it too!
frogmarch
(12,153 posts)6. Took me a minute.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)7. Only if it comes with free artwork...
frogmarch
(12,153 posts)8. Oh, yeah!
That's a goody!