Atheists & Agnostics
Related: About this forumkdmorris
(5,649 posts)but that's a little creepy.
Curmudgeoness
(18,219 posts)That is full blown creepy!
Jeez, now people will start to think atheists eat babies! Just what we need!
kdmorris
(5,649 posts)along with "sacrificing chickens" and "worshiping the devil". It always confuses people when I tell them I don't believe in the devil either.
TheMadMonk
(6,187 posts)ZombieHorde
(29,047 posts)Warpy
(111,359 posts)Honestly, there's no meat on an infant, they're all fat and cartilage. You have to wait for them to get a little older, people.
cleanhippie
(19,705 posts)EvolveOrConvolve
(6,452 posts)...is a bacon wrapped baby wrapped in more bacon and drizzled with sausage gravy.
MarkCharles
(2,261 posts)an upset stomach!
Actually, I've always found that deep fat frying is the best way to enjoy a baby!
It's absolutely "heavenly", dipped in lemon with garlic!
onager
(9,356 posts)Psalm 137-9: Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
Obviously a Bronze Age method of meat tenderizing. Nowadays, we have marinating.
cleanhippie
(19,705 posts)rrneck
(17,671 posts)AlbertCat
(17,505 posts)They make less noise while being roasted that way
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)It's fast and fresh!
mr blur
(7,753 posts)EvolveOrConvolve
(6,452 posts)Everyone KNOWS that TRUE atheists eat bacon babies!
RebelOne
(30,947 posts)BiggJawn
(23,051 posts)What the hell, the faerie tale believers think we do all kinds of unbelievable shit anyway...
laconicsax
(14,860 posts)We could make the world's biggest sausage and bacon baby!