Hai! I'm a Jihadist Atheist. Do you fear me?

[Warren Stupidity]

And by Jihadist I mean I like goats.



Discuss.

[Rainforestgoddess]

1. I'm a gay heterosexual!

Nice to meetcha goat lover!

[EvolveOrConvolve]

13. LOL! That's a four ROFL post...

[LiberalAndProud]

2. I hope you keep that barrel filled to the brim.

The poor goat needs a longer tongue.

[Warpy]

3. Uh-oh, I like goats, too

They wag their tails when they greet you and their milk is better than cow's milk if you manage to chill it quickly once it's outside the goat.

I left a bit of a nastygram for one of the newer atheist bashers. I haven't heard anything from him so far, perhaps my reputation as a fundamentalist atheist crusader precedes me.

[Act_of_Reparation]

4. I am a pediatric geriatrician.

Y U NO FEAR ME?

[Warren Stupidity]

5. I saw that movie with Pradd Bit. he needed a geriatric pediatrician.

[Act_of_Reparation]

8. I liked the one where he shot Sevin Kacey...

...after finding Pwenneth Galtrow's noggin in a cardboard box. I think it was called "Don't Eat the Spaghetti: A Militant Street Preacher's Guide to New York City."

[whatthehey]

6. Reminds me of an old punchline....

"I built that barn with only hand tools. Do they call me Sven the Barnbuilder? No."

"I ran a carpentry shop for 30 years. Do they call me Sven the Carpenter? No."

"I played fiddle in the church band since I was 12. Do they call me Sven the Fiddler? No."









"But you f**k one goat......"

[Act_of_Reparation]

7. ...

[mountain grammy]

10. Oh, that's funny..

[deucemagnet]

9. In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Goats...

A woman I used to work with lived on a goat farm. The baby goats were a riot.

[AlbertCat]

12. The baby goats were a riot.

I like goats too.


When I worked on dreadful films for Earl Owensby, the neighbors by the studio had a goat, "Molly". She'd eaten all the maple leaves she could reach, so I'd pull the limbs down so she could stand on her hind legs and eat. (I wonder if they taste like maple syrup....) Then we'd chase each other around, I'd grab her horns and wrestle... It was fun after working on those awful films 15 hours a day.

[onager]

16. EARL OWENSBY!

I'm not worthy! Insert BOWING DOWN smiley here...

I haven't thought about that guy in years. I do remember reading an interview with him, where he talked about appearing in one of his movies. "Wolfman," I think. He said: "I got eat."



Many years ago I met Russ Meyer. He was a real kick. One thing still stands out that he said, though after so much time this is no longer a direct quote. But close: "For years, those pretentious film-industry fucks on the Westside* laughed at my movies. Now thanks to cable TV, my movies are going right into their living rooms. I just love that idea."

*Los Angeles, so "Westside" means West L.A. - Beverly Hills, Bel Air, Westwood, etc.

[AlbertCat]

29. I haven't thought about that guy in years.

Neither has anybody else.... thank god!

[Curmudgeoness]

11. You are absolutely oxymoronic!

And you treat your goats terribly....make the water easier for that poor thing to get to.

[Warren Stupidity]

19. Gandhi licked water sideways from a barrel

Y U HAETS GANDHI?

[Curmudgeoness]

24. Is Gandhi

the name of your goat?

[Warren Stupidity]

26. No my goat is named ghot.

[EvolveOrConvolve]

14. This whole thread is filled with WIN

Here's some funny goats:

[onager]

15. Some Egyptian goats...

"You talkin' to ME?"

<a href="http://imgur.com/iqOQg5t"><img src="" title="source: imgur.com" /></a>

<a href="http://imgur.com/wBEklrQ"><img src="" title="source: imgur.com" /></a>

Goat buffet! Cleaning up after market day in a village. Those little guys must love this.

<a href="http://imgur.com/Sfv7qEY"><img src="" title="source: imgur.com" /></a>

Goat on the right, and his big buddy. Camels are a rare sight in northern Egypt, except during festivals when they are eaten. This one is tied up at a butcher shop, so that's probably what happened.

<a href="http://imgur.com/Izt30wR"><img src="" title="source: imgur.com" /></a>

Egyptian kids, non-goat variety. Notice the girl on the left wearing Snoopy. "WAAAH! Cultural Imperialism!"

<a href="http://imgur.com/iui3OLK"><img src="" title="source: imgur.com" /></a>

[LostOne4Ever]

17. Goats?

[mr blur]

18. I don't know, are you REALLY Militant?

Goats on a Boat!

[edhopper]

20. The answer I got from the source

is that people made fun because they had goats as pets and some people were "anti-Pet"
I would think it is more than that. Could someone point me to where this whole goat thing started.
Thanks

And for your enjoyment, Goats in Trees:

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[Warren Stupidity]

21. That is great!

In my next life I think I want to be a goat in a tree.

I have no explanation for the goats other than a response with goats seems to me to be entirely appropriate. Some things are not analyzable on a rational basis, they just work at a lower level.

[edhopper]

22. Okay

the whole thing seems a bit weird to me.

[mr blur]

23. See my PM (nt)

[edhopper]

25. yes

thanks

[LiberalAndProud]

27. Do you like militant goats?

[TexasTowelie]

28. No, but are you kid-ding me?