Just in time for Valentine's Day...

[onager]

Christian Mingle: The Movie

No, I'm not making that up. IMDB already has 2 reviews up, both decidedly Mistah-Kurtzian ("The horror...the horror...&quot

Well, it got 4.5 out of 5 stars from Focus On The Family. So there, h8terz...

It could be a lot worse. This might give the ol' Cryptkeeper over at Eharm(ony) the idea to make a movie too. Imagine 2 hours of him and that creepy alleged granddaughter, Cawowine. That kid reminds me of W.C. Fields remark about Shirley Temple - "She's really a 50-year-old dwarf."

Anyway, from Xian News Wire, here's a press release about the thing

http://www.christiannewswire.com/news/5327675527.html

[Curmudgeoness]

1. They should have involved me in that movie.

I am always getting spammed by Christian Mingle to join. The movie is dishonest if it doesn't include the atheists who are invited in. Plus, that would make it so much more fun.

[onager]

4. Funniest review I've seen of those sites...

A woman on another board. And I can't remember if it was Xian Tingle or eHarm.

In her profile she described herself as a vegan, pacifist and animal lover.

So the site naturally paired her up with a guy who was a gun enthusiast and avid hunter.

[Curmudgeoness]

5. OMG, that is hilarious.

If she paid anything for that one, she should get her money back, double what she paid.

[edgineered]

2. When a discussion guide is suggested

for viewing a movie so that viewers know how to act and think it is already too late - someone is pulling on the nose ring, not suggesting that you get one.

[Warpy]

3. It has 2 audience reviews and 0 professional reviews at Rotten Tomatoes.

The opposite of love is indifference. The thing has been out for 4 months and has attracted nothing but.

[AlbertCat]

6. It's a great date night movie!