I say we create a secret society with world dominance in mind.

[Tobin S.]

We'll do all of those evil things non-believers want to do. We'll end holy wars, promote equal rights for all citizens of the planet, and promote intellectual freedom. We'll consider health care and education human rights.

What are some other nefarious, evil, and terrible things we'll do?

[Mr.Bill]

1. Don't forget the war on Christmas.

I mean the war on xmas.

[Tobin S.]

2. Good call!

We'll make gift giving and loving-kindness acts that are acceptable at any time of the year and not centered around mythology. We'll be so bad!

[Curmudgeoness]

3. How did we miss sending you the memo.

That secret society has been working for years.....I guess it is too secret if we didn't invite you. No wonder we aren't succeeding yet missing some good atheists.

[Tobin S.]

4. Dammit all to...uh...well

I don't understand. I'm on the evil-doer mailing list.

[Curmudgeoness]

5. Probably a conspiracy by the post office or something.

It is probably lost in the mail. We will have to start depending on another means of communication. I can't wait for telepathy to be more common and the price comes down so we can all afford it.

[Bryce Butler]

22. That would be my fault...

I sent his membership via UPS. I'll resend it via USPS.

[lastlib]

6. Promote Evillll-ution.....!

"Progress, Co-Existence and Intellectual Freedom" will be required reading in every high school!

(oh, yeah, ban the Bible in our spare time...... )

[Warren DeMontague]

7. Change the national motto from "E Pluribus Unum" to "Chillax"

[Tobin S.]

8. "In Slack We Trust"

[Warren DeMontague]

9. INDEED

ONE NATION UNDER "BOB"

[Tobin S.]

10. LOL!

[bvf]

17. If you ever need an ordained SubGenius minister

I'm your guy.

[Mbrow]

19. Salvation Guaranteed or triple your money back!

[Warren DeMontague]

21. I carry around a Discordian Pope card in my wallet, so I'm probably good.

but I will keep that in mind!

[AtheistCrusader]

11. LOL this reminds me of a different meme.

#gay%20agenda

[LostOne4Ever]

12. How about

[font style="font-family:papyrus,'Brush Script MT','Infindel B',fantasy;" size=4 color=teal]We save the whales while we conquer the world?[/font]

[AtheistCrusader]

13. Working on it!

http://bikers4orcas.com/

[Tobin S.]

14. Hell yeah! I hear whales make very loyal allies.

Saving them can only bring them over to our side.

[RussBLib]

15. total sexual freedom

you can do it with whoever you want, providing all are consenting and "of age", of course.

recreational sex and masturbation is encouraged.

free birth control for all.

[Tobin S.]

16. Of course!

We are children of nature after all and Mother Nature says thou shalt procreate. Or at least, though shalt engage in the act of procreation without intent on procreation and have a lot of fun! Thus sayeth the Mother.

[mr blur]

23. I've got just the bumper sticker for you -

[p style= text-align:center;color:#005ebc;](note for jury: this is a joke, posted in a safe haven, between like-minded people, all adults. Please consider that anyone alerting on this was likely looking for something to be 'offended' by).

[Warren Stupidity]

34. something about that poster rubs me the wrong way

[bvf]

18. I plan on doing whatever Richard Dawkins tells me to. n/t.

[defacto7]

20. But this is all creative

non confrontational stuff. That never works. In a secret society or a religion you have to have some fear and mythical facts to get people's attention. And above all you need a central all powerful leader that adds the effect of the esoteric, out of body, I'll believe anything angle. Then and only then will you achieve your goals... after the first war or two. Human nature.

sarc...

[Tace]

24. This Is What You're Looking For: Open-Source Everything Movement

http://www.theguardian.com/environment/earth-insight/2014/jun/19/open-source-revolution-conquer-one-percent-cia-spy

It's the opposite of "secret," and it's profoundly subversive.

http://www.phibetaiota.net./

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_David_Steele

--Tace

[Arugula Latte]

25. Sunday mornings: Mandatory sleeping in.

No wasting it at some creepy church listening to a helmet-haired minister drone on about the mean, angry sky god of Iron Age goatherders and his zombie son.

[Cartoonist]

26. Encourage

I don't like mandatory. For school, make sure lessons in music and art are easy and readily available. Make sure religion is a choice. That means no indoctrination of children. (don't know how to enforce that one)

[Warren Stupidity]

33. you can't enforce it, but most of us aren't about enforcement

you can offer and encourage.

[AlbertCat]

27. Oh hell, let's just do what we always do....

....hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage.

&spfreload=10

[DetlefK]

28. Frickin' sharks with frickin' lasers on their heads!!!

[Joe Magarac]

30. Nobody mentioned eating babies for breakfast.

Why is that?

[AlbertCat]

31. Nobody mentioned eating babies for breakfast.

Why is that?



************

For breakfast....It's a summer thing.

[Warren Stupidity]

32. shut the fuck up. That knowledge is not for newbs.

Once they are initiated into the mysteries we can talk about the babies.

[Mariana]

35. Because it's self-evident.

There's no need to mention it.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

36. I want to know who or what I can dominate.

Since many times in my life I have gotten no respect, like Rodney Dangerfield.

Should I get a Mexican bullwhip to aid in the enforcement of such respect?