Welcome everyone! Even if you just read.

[Gelliebeans]

The more the merrier here. I have talked with some other old members and I have seen so many new names so please feel free to sign up in EAC (*you will receive one rubber chicken, a decoder ring which should be switched on at all times, and one conspiracy theory helmet) please don't lose the chicken as we only budget one chicken per evil atheist per year.

See reference here

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=263x5487

And are super secret site

http://evilatheistconspiracy.org/en/about.htm


We have had a long tradition of evil doing at the EAC
I don't mean to speak on behalf of other members but I am sure they welcome you to our forum...feel free to jump in and say hello. Even if you only post once a month, I am glad to see your posts. It warms my cold blooded heart. =)



*limited availability, your mileage may vary


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[bvf]

1. Do you have any more babies?

I had a couple a week or two ago and they were delicious!

Thanks for the welcome!

[Gelliebeans]

2. I stored mine with sardines

And the cat got em

Welcome

[Gelliebeans]

30. Forgot to tell you BMUS

Has a lovely poached baby recipe!!! Ask her and she will send you a pic

[Sedona]

3. I've been putting it off

NOW you're giving out rubber chickens and decoder rings! Count me in!

[Gelliebeans]

4. Absolutely

Mr. Blur has your ID badge

Please do not give out your password

[edgineered]

5. Hey, just wondering if the decoder ring

works with passwords? Or has everyone changed the attribs of their screensavers? btw - we are automatically signed up via the agreement with ns a data sharing so i didn't bother to use a name.

[Gelliebeans]

6. Yes they do work

You realize it's still beta testing but I myself have used it and found it to be a great alternative to those that want to be more discreet

[edgineered]

7. Thanks Gelliebeans

Lately its been so hard to put my faith into computers, you know, with all the trouble they had with the pictures in the cloud last week. It got me to thinking about how when seeing people pray they always slant their eyes up toward it. Maybe the decoder ring can help me decipher whats up there. What do you think?

[beam me up scottie]

10. !

[Gelliebeans]

18. You slacking?

I need help with the viewmasters and you are out here talking to ed

[beam me up scottie]

22. Aww, I want to haze the new recruits.

er, play with them, I want to play with them!

[Gelliebeans]

23. Lmfao

?cb5e28

I hope you can see this (been long time since I posted)

[beam me up scottie]

27. That is the coolest thing I have ever seen.

We have to get t-shirts and posters.

[Gelliebeans]

32. I know I want one

[Gelliebeans]

13. It will if you point

Toward the sky and click your heels together and repeat 3 times "I compel you to show yourself"...let me know how it works out for you?

[edgineered]

21. It was a miracle! I swear!

When I opened the window to point the ring all the smoke just billowed right out! There it was, I swear on my colander the cloud was there! And I didn't even have to chant prayers or anything. Oh, here's the best part, guess whose face was is in the smoke?

One more thing. That damned rubber chicken is what smoked up the house. I only had it on 350 for a little while. I hope next years chicken gets sent with better cooking commandments.

[Gelliebeans]

24. I'm working on it man

Damn Chinese crap...I told the distributor

You should now be able to see the beacon
This is what it should look like

?cb5e28

[edgineered]

29. +1 Its there

[Gelliebeans]

33. Whatever did you see?

Please back it up with photographic evidence or headquarters won't accept it.
I know a pain in the ass but my hands are tied

[edgineered]

37. Not to shake up your belief in what's there

I saw the voice. It was coming out of the speaker that caught fire when I took that burning chicken out of the oven. The smoke oscillated with every word. Now that the smoke is cleared there can't be any pictures, unless maybe the beacon was made into an icon and used instead. HQ's won't care.

[Gelliebeans]

39. Oh I'm sorry

We are evil remember we need that pesky evidence. I know it sounds like I'm kicking it up but head quarters have sent a memo and they need photographic evidence.
I'm sure if you use memory stick (you will find the beacon on a piece of toast or something)

[LiberalAndProud]

8. Finally managed it!

Got locked out a couple times. Had to dial the super secret number and talk to someone with a really suspicious accent. Nevertheless,

All signed up.

So hey, old timer!

[Gelliebeans]

9. We did that on purpose LAP

Had to. Unfortunately we needed to find someone new at our helpline. They are on probation though rest assured

[LiberalAndProud]

11. It's a leprechaun isn't it?

You can tell me. I can keep secrets.

[Gelliebeans]

14. I can neither confirm nor deny n/t

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[Gelliebeans]

12. If you find an area that

Fits your expertise I would happy to have help. Remember they must have their own chicken absolutely no substitutions ie but then again I'm sure you know that...

[LiberalAndProud]

15. Do you have any positions that require

strictly amateur everything? If so, I'm your gal.

[Gelliebeans]

16. Your perfect

If you can wing it and the hours work for you, I would be honored

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[LiberalAndProud]

19. Why ... THANK YOU!!! and so are you. /nt

[beam me up scottie]

17. Can I get a new chicken?

I know the budget's tight but the neighbor kid chopped the head off mine. I ate the kid but still can't find the chicken head.

Also are the new decoder rings projecting a rubber chicken in the sky as a beacon or has that changed (if so I'll have to get mine upgraded)?

[Gelliebeans]

20. We all decided to go all

Marvel comics (u missed that meeting) we are going with batcat (as soon as I get a moment I will post a pic so you will see. The Chicken is fine but keep track of it and don't let kids near it. They eat everything. (don't tell the others).

[beam me up scottie]

25. A BATCAT!

I want a rubber BatCat suit! My old Lt. Uhura costume is lame.

Oh I forgot to tell you, I sold the kid and got a dog instead. They eat everything too but they throw it up immediately afterward. No more costly trips to the ER, just hose the item off and it's all good.

Mr bmus is pissed though, cuz the kid was his, but he likes Maggie too and she's cheaper to feed.

[Gelliebeans]

28. I have one but it's a lab

All he is good for is watching hbo with me. Abso no help with EAC!!! The cats OTOH have been great.
Just remember to dvr the football game this week for mr BMUS

[beam me up scottie]

36. I can watch whatever I want starting Thursday!

Mr bmus is going to Colorado, it's just me and the critters.



We can have a meeting at my place too.

[Gelliebeans]

40. I will bring a casserole

And some of EAC's sacred instruments as long as we have enough room at your place. I am good with that.

[Gelliebeans]

26. Batcat (our new beacon)

I liked the vampire theme. It's so twilight.
Lol
?cb5e28

[Manifestor_of_Light]

31. Can I have a flashy decoder ring?

Do I get extra credit for being a godless librul Unitarian for over thirty years?

When are the wild parties scheduled and what do we need to bring to be dissipated and debauched heathens?

[Gelliebeans]

34. Absolutely

Sorry no extra credit since we are for the most part godless however ANYONE IS WELCOME
Glad to have you
ID see mr blur
Chickens see BMUS
Liberal and proud is helping run the phone lines.
I put goblinmonger down for the beer and wine but we shall see.

And welcome

[Gelliebeans]

35. Edited to add

Onager and Trotsky as councilors as it fits their schedules

[onager]

45. Thanks! I counsel peace, and singing Kumbayah...

[Gelliebeans]

46. You sure do

[Goblinmonger]

49. Oh, I'll bring the brew.

I have contracted a local microbrewery to produce our Godless PBA (pale baby ale).

[Gelliebeans]

50. Thanks Goblin

I knew you would be up for the task. Baby ale will be purrrrfect. Did you see our new beacon in the thread? We still have rubber chickens of course but in order to rally the troops we needed a way for them to recognize us and batcat fit the bill

[Gelliebeans]

41. I read through

And I didn't answer your question....
We need a box of wine (must be a box)
Of course your chicken helmet and ring and your id badge and you are good to go ohhhh and the blood of a virgin if you can manage it. Extra points if she is pregnant.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

42. Unitarians are, for the most part, godless.

They also drink box wine, so that would fit in.

What about whips and chains etc.?

[Gelliebeans]

43. our rules are

Relaxed as you can see.
Only we don't allow for self flogging. Otherwise everything goes. Could you bring some lime jello and a mold in the form of a bundt cake? We will be having a buffet after the sacrifice on BMUS living room floor.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

44. I like jello!!

"Everything goes" --sounds good!

[Gelliebeans]

38. Up and running yay!!!!!

If anyone has any questions refer to the manual. I'm going on break so feel free to step right up.

Think Walmart greeter except without the lousy pay and rotten treatment.

Talk to you soon!

[Manifestor_of_Light]

47. Should we play AC/DC at these wild parties?

Just asking about musical tastes. Highway to Hell and all that.

Oh and Bon Scott was way better than Brian Johnson.

[Gelliebeans]

48. Bon Scott was!!!

I'm a metal head but more like iron maiden Metalica and such....the bands Tipper Gore and Alan Simpson were infatuated with in those lame senate hearings in the 80's.
Because they didn't like rock and roll!!!!


Ozzy will be our master of ceremonies this next meeting but he has to bring Sharon along as an interpreter (not because of his Birmingham accent) because of his incoherent alcohol induced ramblings. We have asked them not to bring a bat out of respect for our new mascot batcat see pic in thread
no heads will be removed.


(Btw this is how we wound down after tense discussions way back in DU 1.0

[Iggo]

51. Sharon Osborne owes me seventy-five bucks.

Count me in!

[Gelliebeans]

52. Right on!

Glad to have you! Welcome

[Manifestor_of_Light]

55. I'm not much into heavy metal.

The old AC/DC and stuff I heard on the radio is good circa 1980. Angus Young plays amazingly complex leads that are interesting. Never got into Iron Maiden. I'm more into 70s and 80s rock. I didn't particularly like Rush or Journey or Van Halen. As far as 60s rock, I like the Kinks and The Who for their bad attitude. Ray Davies is a much better songwriter than Pete Townshend. Ray Davies has written much better rock operas than Pete.

I was into prog rock like Yes and ELP. As a piano player, I wanted to be Rick Wakeman when I grew up. I gave up on rock when The Police broke up in 1983 right after they were on top of the world with the Synchronicity tour. Their stuff was complex enough to be interesting to me. Andy Summers is into classical and jazz. It doesn't surprise me.

I started out taking classical lessons and classical is my first love. Then comes chamber music, opera, jazz and rock.

There was still some decent stuff coming out in the 80s but I REALLY gave up when grunge hit. Blech!!!!

I've watched some of the testimony by Frank Zappa and Dee Snider. Those stuffed shirts in DC were amazed that rock stars could be articulate and concerned about their children's music consumption. I was proud of Zappa for calling Tipper Gore a "cultural terrorist". The suits on the committee misinterpreted a lot of lyrics and they were put in their place.

They were probably freaked out by AC/DC as well, but they weren't American. I think the devil horns were a joke.

[Gelliebeans]

56. Very cool!!!!

My boyfriend at the time was in a band in high school (which played covers for those bands I mentioned)
When we talked twenty years later I talked him into selling his motorcycle (IMO only a death trap or at least a bell ringer) and buying drums, he started playing again and playing great!!!
I have eclectic taste and listen to just about everything then and even now. Jazz is another fave.


In the 80's we would go to Griffith park observatory in Los Angeles and they would have a laser show while playing Floyd. Various psychedelics intensified the effect (was not partaking because someone had to drive) but that was the general idea
Big Pink Floyd fan hear (Waters over Gilmore)

Most definitely a joke with the horns (those Aussies knew how to rock out) too bad Bon Scott overdid the partying and died at 33. Brian Johnson has been a good replacement though, 1980's Back in Black is proof.

[Gelliebeans]

57. Zappa

Was so instrumental in so many bands

[Manifestor_of_Light]

58. The guy wrote complex music that idiots could not understand.

He was commenting on society and people did not get it.

Kind of like the people in the 19th century who thought that Brahms symphonies were "noise". And now we consider that very soothing 19th century Romanticism.

The waltz of the early 19th century was indecent because a young man could actually hold a young woman in his arms, and we all know what that leads to.

[Gelliebeans]

59. Sweaty palms?

Just kidding.
I know exactly what you mean.
Isn't it funny that there has always been some old guy to complain about music and how the racket makes it hard for him to think. I can only imagine what they will think 100 years from now.
I love classical too. Vivaldi and Bach are some of my favorites and I liked Debussy before it was made popular again by Ocean's Eleven and the Twilight movies.

[AlbertCat]

53. See reference here

That thread is from 2005!

I didn't even know there WERE atheists way back then!

How far we've come!


For those who missed last night's super secret underground meeting, here is the film smuggled in, at great peril (2 agents were killed) by Mrs Regina Dowdy and her faction. We are so grateful to her organization (whose name still remains a super secret).

&index=2&list=PLABEFD9D1F451F056

[Gelliebeans]

54. Thank you and

A moment of silence for those that sacrificed themselves getting us this very important film.




tips for building a large boat and cutting back on a large food bill

[Manifestor_of_Light]

60. Now we know!