Intelligent Design debunked by their own words

[NastyRiffraff]

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[TreasonousBastard]

1. Good one, but...

about this "beautiful world" stuff...

We evolved into this world, so of course it's beautiful. If there were Venusians, they would think their hot rocks and poisonous atmosphere beautiful.

[AtheistCrusader]

2. Behe admitted it's not science on the stand in Kitzmiller/Dover trial.

That's a wrap folks; it's bullshit.

[cleanhippie]

3. One can never expect intellectual honesty, logic or reason from these types of people.

[deucemagnet]

4. If I were "intelligently designed", then I have a problem with the designer.

Our rods and cones are on the wrong side of the retina and we have a fixed focal distance between the lens and retina. This means that our rods and cones have to be see-through and we have to distort the lens to focus, wearing it our over time. Squids have rods and cones on the correct side of the retina and change the focal distance between the lens and retina to focus rather than distorting the lens. What the fuck? Why did the squids get the good eyes? Does God know what a pain in the ass bifocals are? Why don't my teeth heal or just regrow? Did God invent dental insurance, too? Or are the dentists His chosen people? Apparently He's somewhat fond of physicians, too, because the appendix's only function is as a cash cow to the medical profession. I'm not too fond of what He's done with the knees and the lower back, either. Yeesh.

[AlbertCat]

6. You think you've got problems...

A giraffe has a nerve that, tho' it runs right by its target (the larynx) it has to go like 15 feet out of the way 1st. (ours only a few inches)


And while we're at it.... why does my urethra go thru my prostate gland? (I can't even begin to get into what women have to put up with)


Who designs like that? If I had 3 and a half billion years, I think even I could come up with some better specs.

[deucemagnet]

9. Have you seen the video where they dissect a giraffe's laryngeal nerve?

The worstest atheist boogeyman himself is there to inflict his horrible soft-spoken logic on the unwilling ears of believers!

(WARNING: This video contains images of a dissection that may be disturbing to some. Cut and paste the URL below and remove the space to view.)
https://www.y outube.com/watch?v=cO1a1Ek-HD0

[AlbertCat]

5. It only looks designed if...

.... you don't know anything about it.

And can never "travel" further than your "own back yard".



Sooooome Wheeeere over the rainbow.......

[onager]

8. Ever heard this Quantum Version of the song?

From Jimmy Swaggart's cousin, no less!

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[Lordquinton]

10. But... Jerry Lee Lewis is the devil!

Ministry - Jesus Built My Hotrod:

[ChairmanAgnostic]

7. the reason why they are fighting this so hard is simple`

If their theory that the universe is far older than 7000 years, and that evolution exists, their whole fairy tale begins to collapse, starting with the so-called inerrancy of their two part collection.

[Curmudgeoness]

11. Yep. The universe was created just for us.

And for some reason, God stuck us in a faraway corner of that universe and not in the center. I understand why science is shunned by the true believers.

[deucemagnet]

12. “Far out in the uncharted backwaters...

...of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.”

― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

[DetlefK]

13. Actually, the entropy-argument has glaring mathematical errors.

Intelligent Design's claim would be valid if:
* nature consisted of an infinite number of particles
* nature was always in a thermodynamic equilibrium

[Cartoonist]

14. Intel Des

The notion ends as soon as you ask, "who designed God?"