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yortsed snacilbuper

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Sun Mar 24, 2013, 05:40 PM Mar 2013

Religions of the World

Taoism: Shit happens.
Hinduism: Shit happens again and again.
Buddhism: This shit doesn't have to keep happening.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Mormonism: You couldn't make up shit like this.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?
Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen to you.
Unitarianism: Come, let us reason together about this shit.
Christianity: Jesus died to save you from your shit.
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if you work hard.
Quaker: Let us not fight over this shit.
Hedonism: Fuck this shit.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Capitalism: We can sell this shit.
Rastafarianism: This is good shit.
Agnosticism: I don't know about this shit.
Atheism: I don't believe this shit.

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Religions of the World (Original Post) yortsed snacilbuper Mar 2013 OP
A perfect summary of all! JNelson6563 Mar 2013 #1
Serious shit n/t Fumesucker Mar 2013 #2
This is good shit. Apophis Mar 2013 #3
Pastafarianism: Pirates and shit! n/t deucemagnet Mar 2013 #4
For shit sakes! TxDemChem Mar 2013 #5
Kickin' this shit! defacto7 Mar 2013 #6
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