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sakabatou

(42,176 posts) Sat Apr 14, 2012, 12:36 AM Apr 2012

God hates covalent bonds! I believe bonds should be between a metal and a nonmetal, and I'm wondering his opinion on the matter.

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Covalent bonds (humor) (Original Post) sakabatou Apr 2012 OP

I was saying that same exact thing to somebody yesterday. Speck Tater Apr 2012 #1

02 brute!!! oldhippydude Apr 2012 #2

If God wanted you to bond, God wouldn't have given you electrons saras Apr 2012 #3

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1. I was saying that same exact thing to somebody yesterday.

Sat Apr 14, 2012, 12:50 AM

Apr 2012

She just looked strangely at me and said "Please move along sir. There's other people behind you waiting to leave the parking structure."

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2. 02 brute!!!

Sat Apr 14, 2012, 01:42 AM

Apr 2012

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3. If God wanted you to bond, God wouldn't have given you electrons

Sat Apr 14, 2012, 03:51 AM

Apr 2012

The world is a vale of tears, and you must RESIST that desire to promiscuously pollute your precious supply of electrons.

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4. Do the Republicans know about this? Has anyone alerted FOX Noise? Anti-covalent bond amendment.

Tue Apr 17, 2012, 10:21 AM

Apr 2012