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Related: About this forumFrom The Onion: NASA Deploys Congressional Rover To Search For Funding
http://www.theonion.com/article/nasa-deploys-congressional-rover-search-funding-51231WASHINGTONCalling the program the most crucial in the agencys history, researchers at NASA announced Wednesday they have successfully deployed a Special Exploratory Rover to Congress as part of an open-ended mission to seek out any possible trace of funding on Capitol Hill.
The rover, named Hope, is a remotely operated, semi-autonomous vehicle outfitted with ultra-sensitive equipment that can detect even the smallest amounts of program-sustaining revenue, NASA scientists confirmed. The unmanned explorer will reportedly traverse the chambers of both the Senate and House of Representatives, continuing its search as long as necessary.
The climate Hope will be navigating is incredibly hostile to this sort of research, said project manager John L. Callas of NASAs Jet Propulsion Laboratory, explaining that the rover will collect any deposits of funds it can find, however miniscule. But we have engineered this vehicle to withstand the most challenging fiscal landscape, having learned from previous missions that the harsh, unforgiving environment of Congress often makes it difficult to carry out scientific inquiry of any kind.
It of course goes without saying that we cannot send a human being on such a mission, he added. The conditions are far too punishing.
The rover, named Hope, is a remotely operated, semi-autonomous vehicle outfitted with ultra-sensitive equipment that can detect even the smallest amounts of program-sustaining revenue, NASA scientists confirmed. The unmanned explorer will reportedly traverse the chambers of both the Senate and House of Representatives, continuing its search as long as necessary.
The climate Hope will be navigating is incredibly hostile to this sort of research, said project manager John L. Callas of NASAs Jet Propulsion Laboratory, explaining that the rover will collect any deposits of funds it can find, however miniscule. But we have engineered this vehicle to withstand the most challenging fiscal landscape, having learned from previous missions that the harsh, unforgiving environment of Congress often makes it difficult to carry out scientific inquiry of any kind.
It of course goes without saying that we cannot send a human being on such a mission, he added. The conditions are far too punishing.
(I have to laugh or else I'll cry about how true it is!)
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trotsky
Sep 2015
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That picture is beyond hilarious. That might be the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. LOL
Statistical
(19,264 posts)2. So funny ...
but so sad.
True fact most Americans vastly over estimate NASA's budget. Anyone want to play?
What % of the federal budget is allocated to NASA. Guess and then click to find out.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budget_of_NASA#/media/File:NASA-Budget-Federal.svg
AlbertCat
(17,505 posts)3. God.... it's astronomical!
Compared to the NEA!
We don't support arts or science.... but made up ancient superstitions are another matter.