The Politically Incorrect Guide to Ramadan
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July 22, 2013 6:58pm
Post by HAROON MOGHUL
No sex! No food! No cigarettes! Not even a sip of water! No cursing! No backbiting! From well before sunrise to after sundown! For 29 or 30 days! Only Muslims would get hypomanic with such news, and I know, because we have beenfor 1,400 years. Not to mention the special prayers, or taraweeh, the staying up into the late hours, when, Muslims believe, we can be closest to God. Only the true lover stays up well into the darkness of night.
The ninth month of Islams lunar calendar, Ramadan skips backwards roughly eleven days every Gregorian year, a profound instance of fairnessfor, unmoored from the seasons, no one part of the world has to endure an especially rough Ramadan regularly. (Imagine if Ramadan came in the Stockholm summer every summer.) But its in the Muslim world that you best get that special starvation feel of the holy month.
The world reorients itself, so that people overeat, overpray, and oversleep. But all the same, a practice as fulfilling and renewing as Ramadan inspires its own subculture (if thats what you call the habits and norms of well over a billion people), so Ive adapted a specialized Ramadan dictionary first featured on my incipient Tumblr blog, which can help you understand how Muslims experience this sacred time of year. Tis the season
Anticipatory Iftar Induction Syndrome (AIIS): Muslims cant form lines, except for daily prayers, and cant get anywhere on time, except for sundown, when its a kind of punctual free-for-all. But then theres that one guy who, despite being just as capable of hearing the adhan (call to prayer) as you or I still breaks his fast (iftar literally means breakfast) early. Doesnt he have that cheesy adhan alarm clock that they used to sell at ISNA, which for those who dont know is, along with Star Trek conventions, the worlds largest gathering of virgins? (ISNA is really the Islamic Society of North America.)
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