WICCANS
How many Witches does it take to change a light bulb???-
*None.. they call the electrician who's also pagan and keeps the money in THEIR community.
*Four. One for each direction.
*None -- if a candle was good enough for Grandma it's good enough for me!
*It depends on what you want to change it into.
How many Witches does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
*None, they do it in Great Rites.
How many Gardnerians does it take to change a lightbulb?
*I can't say. It's oathbound.
*Sorry, that's a Third Degree secret.
*I can't tell you-- you're not a Third Degree Initiate.
*(in a low ominous tone) Why do you want to know ... Initiate?
How may light bulbs does it take to change a Gardnerian?
*None, they can do it all by themselves, thank you very much!!
How many years does it take a Gardnerian to change a light bulb?
*A year and a day in an Outer Grove, a year and a day at first level, a year and a day at Second level, but only Third levels change light bulbs.
How many Protean Witches does it take to change a lightbulb?
*I can't tell you, we never change a light bulb the same way twice.
How many Proteans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
*How many will fit?
How many Alexandrians does it take to change a lightbulb?
*Same number as Gardnerians.
*Dunno- we haven't looked it up in the Gardnerian Book of Shadows yet.
*13. One High Priestess to change the bulb, and 12 to hold her up under all that jewelry.
*Let's go see how the Gardnerians do it.
*Alexandrians don't screw in light bulbs.
How many years does it take an Alexandrian Witch to change a light bulb?
*That's the maiden's job. Maiden- make it so.
How many Dianic women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
*That's W-I-M-M-I-N, and that's not funny!
How many Dianic Wiccans does it take to change a light bulb?
*Are you making light of The Goddess?
*Just one and it's NOT FUNNY!!!
*Four. One to change the bulb, two to run the creche and one to check that no men have sneaked in.
*Only one, but that bulb has really got to want to change.
*(any large number here). One to change the light bulb, one to prepare the environmental impact statement, and the rest to do a self-criticism afterwards....
How many years does it take a Dianic Wiccan to change a lightbulb?
*You can change it whenever you are empowered to do so.
*Not sure........ we'll call Z. Budapest and get back to you.
How many Celtic Witches does it take to screw in a light bulb?
*None, Celtics only do the Symbolic Great Rite.
How many British Traditional Witches does it take to change a light bulb?
*13. One to change the bulb, and 12 to mourn the passing of the old bulb.
How many Family Trads does it take to change a light bulb?
*Candle light was good enough for our ancestors, it's good enough for us!
*Go ask your Grandmother!
How many Starhawk Witches does it take to change a light bulb?
*(plaintively) There are starving villages in Africa that don't even HAVE light bulbs.
How many years does it take a Starhawk Witch it take to change a light bulb?
*Well, if you are in a coven it depends on how hard you study, but you can do it now if you are Solitary.
How many Solitaries does it take to change a light bulb?
*(If they actually ask, "How many?", drum your finger and stare at them as you wait for them to grasp the obvious)
*Who cares!
How many years does it take for a Solitary Witch it take to change a light bulb?
*How many years does it take to get one out of the closet?
How many Frostians (School of Wicca) does it take to change a light bulb?
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How many years does it take a Kitchen Witch to change a light bulb?
*Already changed.
How many years does it take a White Light Wiccan to change a light bulb?
*Look deep within and find your true essence. That will tell you how long it will take.
How many Buckland Witches does it take to change a lightbulb?
*"Refer to my book "Practical light Bulb Changing" by Raymond Buckland.
How many Eclectics does it take to change a light bulb?
*They don't bother, they're used to working in the dark.
How many Aradianic Faerie Witches does it take to screw in a light bulb?
*At least two, but they've got to be really small to fit in that light bulb.
compiled by: Rick Johnson
from various sources
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