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Cartoonist

(7,317 posts) Wed Jan 16, 2019, 05:21 PM Jan 2019

Why is God so Angry?

What's he got to complain about? We didn't turn out like he wanted? Whose fault is that?

The images above were from a Google image search for God. I couldn't find a single one of him smiling. My advice to God, try smoking some of your own product.

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Why is God so Angry? (Original Post) Cartoonist Jan 2019 OP

Maybe his bunions hurt Blues Heron Jan 2019 #1

Male pattern baldness indeed. Mariana Jan 2019 #6

Female God(esses) are happy! Shell_Seas Jan 2019 #2

Oh that is not universal. Voltaire2 Jan 2019 #8

Seems more humorless than angry to me, but marylandblue Jan 2019 #3

Maybe He is sick of all the foreskins people keep giving him. malchickiwick Jan 2019 #4

Ever wonder why he keeps making new people that have them FiveGoodMen Jan 2019 #9

Frustration Major Nikon Jan 2019 #5

god work is serious business. LakeArenal Jan 2019 #7

Hmmm...I have an idea about this The Genealogist Jan 2019 #10

Blues Heron

(5,938 posts)

1. Maybe his bunions hurt

Reply to Cartoonist (Original post)

Wed Jan 16, 2019, 05:30 PM

Jan 2019

although it does look like he's been using his toe spacers in that last image. Love the god-dude with male pattern baldness too. Holy rogaine batman!

Mariana

(14,858 posts)

6. Male pattern baldness indeed.

Reply to Blues Heron (Reply #1)

Wed Jan 16, 2019, 06:05 PM

Jan 2019

Can't let any opportunity go by to emphasize that God is male. Hey, maybe all that testosterone explains why he's so uptight.

Shell_Seas

(3,334 posts)

2. Female God(esses) are happy!

Reply to Cartoonist (Original post)

Wed Jan 16, 2019, 05:32 PM

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Voltaire2

(13,063 posts)

8. Oh that is not universal.

Reply to Shell_Seas (Reply #2)

Wed Jan 16, 2019, 06:55 PM

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marylandblue

(12,344 posts)

3. Seems more humorless than angry to me, but

Reply to Cartoonist (Original post)

Wed Jan 16, 2019, 05:34 PM

Jan 2019

People back then didn't know about the duck-billed platypus, which proves God has a sense of humor.

malchickiwick

(1,474 posts)

4. Maybe He is sick of all the foreskins people keep giving him.

Reply to Cartoonist (Original post)

Wed Jan 16, 2019, 05:36 PM

Jan 2019

I'm sure He's like, "...gee, a food processor or a new toaster or something else would be nice for a change..."

FiveGoodMen

(20,018 posts)

9. Ever wonder why he keeps making new people that have them

Reply to malchickiwick (Reply #4)

Wed Jan 16, 2019, 07:02 PM

Jan 2019

even though he doesn't like them?

Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)

5. Frustration

Reply to Cartoonist (Original post)

Wed Jan 16, 2019, 06:01 PM

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LakeArenal

(28,820 posts)

7. god work is serious business.

Reply to Cartoonist (Original post)

Wed Jan 16, 2019, 06:40 PM

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All those floods, plagues, hurricanes.
Smiting is harder than you think.

You try holding a violent grudge for 2100 years. It’s consuming.

The Genealogist

(4,723 posts)

10. Hmmm...I have an idea about this

Reply to Cartoonist (Original post)

Wed Jan 16, 2019, 10:59 PM

Jan 2019

Maybe he looks that way because he is tired of god-botherers nattering on at him all day, praying for things like their hair to stay in place or for their avocado to be ripe when they cut into it. I know if millions of tiny voices spent all day and night nagging me, I'd look like that too.

Or it could be he just needs a good enema.

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