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Cartoonist

(7,323 posts) Thu May 17, 2018, 12:06 PM May 2018

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I'm sorry for this lame joke.

I've been trying to pass it on for years but have been unable to find an opening. I will unburden myself now by giving you this gift:

Beware of getting something for free, that is how we got the Ten Commandments.

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I'm sorry for this lame joke. (Original Post) Cartoonist May 2018 OP

Not so lame...I've heard much worse! Glorfindel May 2018 #1

"These Laws Are Mine; God Gave These Laws to Me!" MineralMan May 2018 #2

For sure, a real thigh slapper. Sneederbunk May 2018 #3

Yeah, and they weren't even put on durable material. grumpyduck May 2018 #4

There are actually 11. guillaumeb May 2018 #5

Glorfindel

(9,736 posts)

1. Not so lame...I've heard much worse!

Reply to Cartoonist (Original post)

Thu May 17, 2018, 12:18 PM

May 2018

n/t

MineralMan

(146,331 posts)

2. "These Laws Are Mine; God Gave These Laws to Me!"

Reply to Cartoonist (Original post)

Thu May 17, 2018, 12:21 PM

May 2018

Sneederbunk

(14,303 posts)

3. For sure, a real thigh slapper.

Reply to Cartoonist (Original post)

Thu May 17, 2018, 12:33 PM

May 2018

grumpyduck

(6,262 posts)

4. Yeah, and they weren't even put on durable material.

Reply to Cartoonist (Original post)

Thu May 17, 2018, 12:36 PM

May 2018

When Mel Brooks dropped the third tablet, it broke into pieces.

guillaumeb

(42,641 posts)

5. There are actually 11.

Reply to Cartoonist (Original post)

Thu May 17, 2018, 08:58 PM

May 2018

The 11th was carved on the reverse side.

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