Questions that have been thoroughly answered by theists:

[DetlefK]

https://www.democraticunderground.com/1218275958

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We have to credit theists with so much important knowledge on the field on religion.

It is thanks to theists, that we know exactly what the relationship between body, mind and soul is.

It is thanks to theists, that we know exactly how many souls a person even has.

It is thanks to theists, that we know exactly how many gods there are.

It is thanks to theists, that we know exactly what the relationships between gods, angels, demons, demi-gods, sorcerers, planetary and astral influences, alchemy, numerology, runecraft and magical imagines agentes, and sympathetic magic are.

It is thanks to theists, that we know exactly what happens after death.

It is thanks to theists, that we know exactly that a universally valid morality exists and what it is.



Thank you, theists. All the hard work you have put in in solving these problems has really paid off.

[Ferrets are Cool]

1. You forgot your sarcasm emo.

[Binkie The Clown]

5. Sarcasm emos have been outlawed since sarcasm itself has become the new truth. nt

[Ferrets are Cool]

8. Very true.

[lindysalsagal]

2. Sure, but why do I always lose one sock?

And the remaining one is always a different color from the other remainders?

[MineralMan]

7. God told me that your lost sock is between the washer and dryer.

Either that or it's stuck in a shirt, and you'll find it later.

[Angry Dragon]

3. Oooooooooooookay

[rock]

4. And that amazingly brilliant proof of God they give

Although one of their main tenets is that they believe in God because of Faith only (and therefore NO proof)!

[Major Nikon]

12. Not quite

They do offer up proof in the form of talking bushes, talking snakes, and talking donkeys. Why would someone make up such ridiculous stories if they weren't true?

[rock]

13. Pretty funny

I mean, LOL!

[SonofDonald]

6. But, but, but.....

Isn't all that talked about in the bible?, you know, that book you can find in hotels nightstand drawers?.

And dozens of people on tv spend everyday telling you exactly what it says even though they never agree with each other.

Except that you should send money to them so they can keep on explaining what it means to you?

It must not be written in English if what it says has to be explained to you right?, some of these people even speak in strange languages so it must not be written in English.

That's all I can figure.

But then I find out that book is different for different cultures, I'm so confused.




Ain't it the truth.....

[lindysalsagal]

9. Thanks. Really clarified everything.

[SonofDonald]

10. I think

I found that sock, there's one that isn't mine.

Oh the questions this raises, divine intervention or practical joke?.

We are not meant to know.

[lindysalsagal]

11. Couldja at least seND me your thoughts and prayers?

Geesh.